Jun 11, 2025
Why I Named My Starter Alpha-Hole
“I want to lay in a beanbag and eat snacks and cry over TV, and I don’t understand why that’s not a viable adult lifestyle.” –Samantha Irby, Meaty My interpretation: Samantha Irby gets it. Sometimes “adulting” looks less like taxes & kale, & more like naming your sourdough starter after your ex so you can passive-aggressively punch gluten instead of people. Welcome to emotional regulation –…