Feb 7, 2016
Beef or Turkey. Pork es no bueno.
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Beef or Turkey. Pork es no bueno.
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Good vibez
Baking is METAL
1. SIEZE the unfertilized babies from the progeny of a fucking RAPTOR and crack those little shits against the side of a bowl fired from the PIT OF HELL 2. Two cups of PULVERIZED wheat that’s been smashed into tiny bits by a machine made to emulate THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR ENEMIES. 3. Two sticks of milk from COW BREASTS that’s been BEATEN until its fucking SOLID. 4. Sugar? SUGAR! 5. BAKING POWDER USED TO BE MADE FROM ASHES. THE ASHES OF YOUR ENEMIES AFTER YOU’VE DEFEATED THEM AND CONQUERED THEIR VILLAGES. 6. Stir gently. 7. POUR it into a pan that can WITHSTAND THE FIRES OF HELL 8. THEN FUCKING THROW IT INTO THE FIRES OF HELL (at approximately 375ºF) (Its one of the closer layers of hell. Not so hot. Lowercase ‘h’) 9. FUCKING WAIT FOR IT. 10. PULL THE DEMONSEED OUT OF THE OVEN AND EAT YOUR OWN CREATION BECAUSE YOU ARE GOD.
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