Between A Rock and A Hard Place (My Hero Academia)
Heyo everyone! So, originally I wasn’t going to post anything today, but I had the sudden craving to write for TetsuTetsu. I didn’t know how I was going to do it, but I just knew I needed to.
And then this gem of a post came into my timeline X3 With that, I present to you my fic! I hope you like it!
TW: swearing
Summary: TetsuTetsu and Kirishima want to know who the better tickle monster is. Luckily (or Unluckily) for them, they have a rather ticklish blonde to test this out on!
“You think YOU'RE the better tickle monster?” Kirishima asked in exasperation, eyes widening at the claim. Across from him, TetsuTetsu raised his chin smugly, boldly sticking to his claim. “You heard that right! Of all of 1-B-hell, I’d even say all of U-A, I’m the best tickle monster around!”
“That’s bull and you know it! Everyone knows I’m the best tickle monster in the school! You can ask anyone from 1-A!”
Between them, Bakugou stirred, having fallen asleep between his two boyfriends. “Er...shut up, extras…I’m trying to sleep...” He grumbled, tossing his arms over his head like a sleepy cat.
TetsuTetsu and Kirishima briefly paused their argument, looking down at the unusually calm blonde. “Extras? I haven’t been called that since the festival!” TetsuTetsu exclaimed with feign disbelief. “I know! He’d only ever called me shitty hair! The audacity!” Kirishima replied, clutching his pearls.
The duo shared a look. Then they looked at Bakugou.
Twin grins bloomed across their faces.
“Say. Earlier you said you’re the better tickle monster.” Kirishima leaned over his explosive boyfriend, effectively trapping him. “Wanna prove your point?” Tetsutetsu grinned, also leaning in to trap the blonde. “But of course, Eijiro. Let’s see who wrecks him first.”
There was a beat of silence, the three not moving at all. Then there was a burst of limbs, a scream echoing about the room. “GAH! Gahhahahahhahahahha! Fuuhuhuuhuhuhuhuck! STahahahhahhahahp!” Bakugou cackled, not at all prepared for his boyfriend’s attacks.
“So ticklish...we haven’t even started yet!” Kirishima teased, his touch incredibly gentle against Bakugou’s ribs, scratching along the sensitive skin. “Tickle tickle, Katsuki!”
“No kidding! Look at that, he’s trying to hide from us!” TetsuTetsu grinned, his touch a tad rougher, clawing at the blonde’s abs. “Don’t hide from us, Ka-Boom!” The steel quirk user quickly shot one hand up towards Bakugou’s armpit, making the blonde shoot his arm down with a squawk.
“Gahahhahahahahha! Noohohohoohohohoo! Shahhahhahhaaht uuhuhuhuhuhuuhp!” He howled, thrashing which way and that. Tiny pops sounded from his hands, thankfully harmless against his boyfriends’ hardened skins. “Quhiihihihihihiiht ihihihihihihit, youhuhuhuhuuh bahhahahahhahhaAHAHHASTARDS!” His laughter kicked up an arch when Kirishima squeezed his hip, the other hand tracing random patterns along his bare arms. “Ah ah! No swearing, Katsuki!” The redhead teased, giggling himself at his boyfriend's laughter. It was nerdy and sweet sounding, quite the contrast from his usual attitude.
“Say, Katsuki! Who’s the better tickler?” TetsuTetsu teased, a sudden idea to utterly destroy Bakugou coming to mind. He moved his hands down to the blonde’s legs, squeezing the thighs and knees in a steady pattern. “Come on, you know it’s me!”
“What? Obviously I’m the better tickler! Look, I can make him squeal!” Kirishima shot TetsuTetsu a mischievous grin before diving his face into Bakugou’s neck, planting ticklish kiss after kiss against the sensitive skin.
Bakugou was going to die. Scrunching up his neck against his boyfriend’s tickly kisses, he kicked his legs in an attempt to avoid TetsuTetsu’s unyielding thigh massage. “GAHHAHA! EHEHHEHHEHEJIRO! TEHEHEHHTSU! QUIHIHIIHIHT IHIHIHIIHIT!” He cackled, cheeks a bright cherry color and tears of mirth threatening to spill past his squeezed shut eyes.
Laughing, the two hardening quirk users pulled back their tickly attacks, watching Bakugou gasp for air as he recovered. Sucking down deep breaths, he glared daggers at his boyfriends. He hated how they grinned so cheekily at him! Hated how close their hands were to his ticklish spots.
Mostly, he really hated how his heart felt lighter after such a playful attack.
Those bastards.
“So, Ka-boom? Who’d you say is the better tickler?” TetsuTetsu asked with a grin, bringing the blonde back from his thoughts with a fresh blush. “Yeah, Bakubro! We have a gentleman’s battle to settle! Tell us!” Kirishima ribbed him gently, making the blonde yelp with a giggle. Bakugou wrapped his arms around himself protectively, avoiding eye contact with both of them.
“I guess...fuck!” Bakugou ran his hands over his face, hiding his blushing cheeks. “IguessbothofyouaregoodatticklingIdon’tminditthatmuch-GAH!” He quickly got out, face flushing so red it nearly matched Kirishima’s hair. Above him, his two boyfriends stared, looking at each other and then back at him.
After a beat, they burst into laughter, warm bright happy sounds rolling off their tongues and filling the room. “Aww, Bakugou! That’s really sweet!” Kirishima smiled, lying down and snuggling the blonde close. “Yeah! I didn’t know that’s how you felt! It’s adorable.” TetsuTetsu curled up on Bakugou’s other side, combing a hand through his spiky locks the way he knew the blonde liked it. “We’d gladly tickle you anytime you want! Just say the word!”
Bakugou swore in his hands, ears now aflame as well. After some gentle persuading, he finally moved his hands away. “Whatever…” He didn’t protest when Kirishima took his hand and kissed his knuckles gently. Nor did he when TetsuTetsu leaned in and kissed his aflame cheek before cuddling close. Closing his eyes, he let himself fall back to sleep, the warm feeling in his chest not budging in the slightest.
Tetsu and kiri are always major sweethearts and are constantly leaving presents for each other as well as little notes. Baku doesn’t. Except for special occasions. Then, you will feel like the fucking god/goddess of creation for the day.
I’m talking foot rubs, homemade chocolates that taste like God himself made them, doing all of your work up to 2 weeks in advance perfectly and if you so much as say “you didn’t-” he will shower you with the most corny lovey Dovey lines he can until you are assured that you are deserving of an entire kingdoms worth of presents.
Tetsu and kiri accept that they will never reach bakus level and decide to accept his love. (Not like they have a choice, you WILL accept his love)
In my hc for bakutetsukiri, tetsu is on the bottom with Baku in the middle, but, some days when bakugo feels generous, he lets tetsu in the middle and absolutely showers him with affection. Tetsu loves being on the bottom anyway because he loves looking up at these beautiful men, but when he's in the middle he feels even more like he doesn't deserve them, they will make sure that tetsu is the main focus and will do what he loves best. And they always make sure that his satisfaction is #1.
