â„you & bakugo wonât say youâre dating, but there will be signs
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES â CASE STUDY #1.
observed by â mina ashido
ây/n says she and bakugo arenât dating. but i swear i caught them playing footsies during study hall.â
âĄ
mina assumes itâs a trick of the light.
seroâs stalking hot moms on facebook. denki & kiri are trying to start a fire with a comically large magnifying glass. & when mina sees bakugo tickle your ankle with the toe of his sock, minaâs quick to assume the sightâs caused by the refractive index of light through the magnifying glass or whatever mumbo-jumbo they learned during last tuesdayâs physics class.
but it happens again.
and this time you giggle.
and so mina has no choice but to accept magnifying glasses cannot bend sound.
mina puts on seroâs eyeglasses. theyâre purely decorative, but she feels more intuitive regardless. she buries her nose between CGPâs A-Level biology guide & pretends she isnât observing the way your eyes glint anytime you manage to nick katsuki in the shins.
bakugoâs face is stone still.
to the untrained eye, heâs simply solving calculus questions a mile a minute. but then he grunts.
mina doesnât miss the way he grins when he nabs you in the thigh.
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES â CASE STUDY #2.
observed by â sero hanta
âbakugo swears y/n isnât anyone special to him. so why the hell does he have her contact saved as âmine?â
âĄ
the first time sero hanta ever decides to show up early, heâs stuck waiting at a theatre with an angry bakugo at his side.
not to say the fiery blond isnât usually angry. but this time said anger comes with heat: heâs grinding straw between his molars so hard plastic cracks between his teeth. his feet tap like itâll make time go by sooner. it doesnât.
âiâm gonna kill that damn shitty hair.â
âweâre the ones whoâre thirty minutes early.â
âshut the fuck up.â
dumb dog sero hanta does as heâs told. katsuki stews a little longer, neck rash red, phone clicking locked & unlocked till he decides heâs had enoughâor till the anger reaches his bladder. ââm going to the bathroom, watch my shit.â
katsuki doesnât bother waiting for a reply. his hands shove in his pockets as he makes his way to the bathroom, phone tucked firm between seroâs palms. sero hanta knows better than to hold it with anything less than an iron grip. but then it buzzesâ& almost cartoonishly, the phone hops & skips before settling between his fingers
sero sees the notification before he can pretend otherwise.
mineđ«: mina and i are otw
mineđ« : hope weâll make it. this girl can NOT drive.
sero muffles a snort. the text holds truth, mina cannot, in fact drive. he recalls the time she picked him up to go to the beach andâwait.
is that text from y/n?
heâs quick to take a picture, send it to the âinBESTigators đ”ïžđâ GC. before he can even close his phone & resume playing saint, kiriâs response comes in.
ripped riot đ„: could be a typo
ripped riot đ„: like âmineâ could be short for miner
pikachu âĄïž[replying to ripped riot đ„] : are we deadass
seroâs about to type a response of his own before the familiar heavy steps of steve maddens sag at his ears. katsukiâs back, jaw tight & angrier than ever.
further investigation will have to wait.
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES â CASE STUDY #3.
observed by â denki kaminari
âwhen the fuck did bakugo get funny?â
âĄ
autumn break means thanksgiving shopping & black friday sales that make twelve dollar products drop to eleven ninety-nine. denkiâs shopping for snacks, kiri needs energy drinks & youâre here for produce. katsuki is here because you all need his membership to get into costco.
something isnât right.
& denkiâs not talking about how the price of cheetos have somehow gone up. heâs talking about the fact that katsuki stands firm behind you, hands in pockets as you show him fruit. thatâs fineâbakugoâs always been able to tell which apples are good & which arenât.
but no apple evaluation requires katsuki to lean in that close.
and denkiâs pretty sure thereâs nothing funny about granny smiths either.
so why the fuck are you giggling ?
kaminariâs eyes flit to katsukiâs. if he was any other classmate, heâd say katsuki was bored. lips tight, eyes neutral, jaw slack. but denkiâs no other classmate. he recognizes that twitch in his brow. the bob in his jugular.
katsuki is pleased. at least, denki thinksâno, swears he is. but just to be safe, he chooses to call in an actual katsuki expert. kirishimaâs fatass is trying yet another free sample. for the sake of peace, denki chooses not to comment & instead goes straight to business.
âyo, kiriâiâm not seeing stuff, right? is bakugo not smirking and making y/n laugh??â
kirishima, in true fatass fashion, responds with a mouth filled with mini tacos. âI downât see âtâ
âbro. chew.â
âI donât see it,â kiri gulps. âdonât you think we should respect their privacy?â
âweâre at a costco??â
but kaminari drops it. if the katsuki expert himself says thereâs nothing, thereâs obviously nothing.
right ?
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES â CASE STUDY #4.
observed by â literally everyone
âkatsuki and y/n are definitely dating. oh, and kiriâs getting kicked from the group chat.â
âĄ
mina ashido is not playing around.
the rest of the gang isnât either. kaminariâs flipping through a scrapbook titled âPHOTOGRAPHICAL EVIDENCE.â seroâs screenshotting group chat messages that sound too fond to not be affectionate. kirishimaâs got his laptop open, looking over âevidence spreadsheetsâ he swears arenât empty.
but they are. and mina, rivaled only by sherlock himself, notices.
âkirishima, cell B-4. whatâs written in there ?â
âIâuh, cell? what do youââ
âahaââ mina shuts her book. sheâs towering over eijiro now, hands on her hips & glare so sharp it melts kiri likeâwell, acid.
âyouâre not really doing anything.â
sero lifts a brow. kaminari gives the stink-eye.
âmatter of factâŠâ mina continues, âyou havenât done anything. compiling evidence. listening in on on their convos. you havenât done anything weâve asked you to.â
âyeah,â sero quips. his phoneâs in his lap now. âmatter of fact, you always had some excuse about why you couldnât.â
âmatter of fact,â denki joins, âyouâre always trying to deny evidence. talking about us âbeing delusionalâ.â
oh, kirishimaâs in trouble now. blood in his jugular. tar in his throat. âIââ
mina canât make up what happens next.
The door opens. Itâs katsukiânot surprisingâtheyâre literally all seated in a circle on the mat in his dorm. plans to hang out & just chill todayâthe usual. kiri is bakugoâs roommate. getting in isnât a fuss.
but youâre right beside bakugo.
and your fingerâs in his belt loop.
mina blinks. you havenât noticed them yet. you look all calm and pretty, lashes low, eyes glued to your phone screen. your fingerâs looped around the belt-hole like youâve done it a thousand times before, andâ
is that katsukiâs hoodie?
âwhat the fuck are you losers doing here?â
kiriâs already scrambling to defend the situationâsomething about she & the others showing up an hour early, he didnât know, donât blast us allâbut minaâs not listening. sheâs wondering if the refractive index of light is so strong it somehow made it look like katsuki gave your hand a light squeeze before tapping your hand off his jeans.
youâre still quiet behind him. hair all cute, jam-pink cheeks, fawn freckled & doe-eyed. kiri and katsuki are going back and forth. seroâs joined in. kaminariâs farted because he thinks no one will notice.
ây/n, is that bakugoâs hoodie?â
you can hear a pin drop. and another fart from kaminari.
âno, itâsââ
âitâs mine.â katsuki steps forward, hands in pockets & posture lazy like he didnât say something scandalous. âgot a problem, pinkie pie?â
âi could never.â
katsuki hums. he tugs you gently by the palm, door clicking shut behind him with the kick of his shin. he trudges toward the group, right hand in his pocket, left in yoursâand he murmurs a quiet sit in your ear before doing a once-over.
âwhatâs all this?â
âevidence.â
âhomework.â
ânot evidence.â
tongue click. âevidence of ?â
âthe refractive index of light.â
âyou and y/n dating.â
ânot you and y/n dating.â
âuh-huh,â katsuki picks up a photograph. he recognizes the scene: youâre tucked in his side, showing him something on your phone while he leans too close to be considered casual. youâre giggling here. cute.
he pockets it. âyou guys are a bunch of fuckinâ idiots. and youââ he turns to kirishima,
âno, no bro listen,â kirishimaâs palm rests on his neck, an apologetic glance in your direction before he answers, âI did try to get them to leave you guys alone. they wouldnât listen!â
âaha! so you were a traitor!â
bakugo glares. mina shrinks.
a muffled giggle pierces the silence. then a snort. & now youâre full on laughingâ
âoh my god,â you sniffle, âyou guys know we were literally gonna tell you, right?â
âtell us when?â sero speaks up, long moved away from kaminari. âit seems kiri here already knew about it.â
bakugo grunts. âwhy do you idiots think youâre here?â
oh.
bakugo takes a seat beside you. seroâs avoiding eye contact. kaminariâs avoiding the cheetos. mina bites her lip. youâre leaning over katsukiâs thigh now, photo evidence flip-book in your hands. youâre pointing out familiar photos while laughing & shaking your head, and bakugoâs looking back with a gaze so soft that mina doesnât know how she didnât see it sooner.
âi think we owe you two an apology.â
katsukiâs got his fingers twisting your knuckle. âyâthink?â
sero, mina, and denki all look towards each other.
âweâre sorry.â
âfor what?â
âfor stalking you guys.â
âand not trusting that youâd tell us.â
âand being idiots.â
katsuki hums, satisfied. but heâs not done yet. he leans back on his palms before gently poking your hip. âshould we forgive âem?â
âmaybe. if they can send some of these photos.â
bakugo nods, turns to mina. âyou heard the missus.â
âgirl, take the whole book. likeâseriously. omg.â
you hug it towards your chest, and mina can tell bakugoâs fighting a smile.
âright. and since you guys know now, you can all leave.â
the three protest. kiri interrupts. âi think itâs for the best. itâs been a long day.â
âthat includes you, shitty hair.â
âhuhâwhat?! this is my room too!â
âdonât care,â katsuki tugs you up with him, grip gentle, palm flat against your back as he steers you towards his bed.
âand didnât ask,â he glances over his shoulder, âall of you, out.â
you told katsuki you were a virgin much before your relationship started, and thankfully katsuki was actually pretty nervous about that shit anyways, mostly cause he was a little bitch deep down but also because he was terrified of hurting or scaring you off. sooo, you had time to get comfortable around him before you had to start worrying about sex. it didnât worry katsuki either, not at the start of your relationship atleast. but when the time started to get around three months of dating, he was losing control. the more inlove and consumed he became .. the more harder trying to control the urges he promised he buried down became.
it became so bad nearly everything you did made him hard. you had this natural purity about you, the idea of corrupting and taking your virginity .. being the first to bury himself inside of you. it fucking ruined him.
the kitchen glowed with a soft warmth, sunlight spilling through the windows while the stove filled the room with gentle heat. beside you, katsuki moved around the counter with rolled sleeves and flour-dusted hands, making the whole space feel warmer than it had any right to.
you wanted to help him make dinner, obviously your help consisted of you standing there watching him stir the sauce. âyknow your a great help.â he muttered dryly, sarcasm coating his words as his eyes flicked to you. âyou literally wonât even let me help.â his response was an eye roll but the corner of his lips quirked into a smile. mindlessly, he dipped two of his thick fingers into the sauce the consistency thick against his digits. âooâ i wanna try!â you stated, he stood back expecting you to do anything other then grab his hand and wrap your mouth around his fingers, your tongue flattened beneath his fingers gently sucking on the seasoning.
youâd think for katsuki heâd have some cocky reaction, but he just froze. unable to process the blooming feeling in his stomach. he didnât feel like he was in control of the situation, blush coated his cheeks much more obvious then heâd like to admit, internally he swore he could feel all the blood rush to his cock as the hardening length strained against the fabric of his boxers.
his eyebrows were slightly pulled inwards as a little sound left his throat but the second your eyes met the weakened red ones looking at you, his composure pulled back. you had to manually pull his fingers from your mouth with your hand
watching in real time as his head almost dropped. âi-i uh gotta go to the bathroom. jus- stay here.â he muttered all the usual dry strain in his voice had melted down into a clearer sorta more aware vocality.
you hummed as he walked off, slowly smiling to yourself because it was just so easy to get to katsuki and you knew the second you let him on you heâd be fucking you senseless, youâve always wondered how long can katsuki bakugo really hold out for?
donât kill me cause it isnât jaw droppingly freaky
in the same space (smut)
off-menu (smut)Â
practice makes perfect ! (smut)
âbring it on heroâ (smut)
charged to the touch (smut) pt.2 (smut)
an eater (smut)
8pm and you (smut)
princess (smut)
fight me, love me (angst, smut)
âlet me hear youâ (smut)
âspeakinâ my language..?â (smut) pt.2 (smut)
âyouâre not supposed to get up, kats!â (smut)Â
good boy!~ (smut)
 âdonât hang up.â (smut)
monsterfuckinâ kats (smut)
breading with bakugo, no pun intended (smut)Â
out on a limb!~ (smut)Â
office katsuki (smut)
âi bite things i like.â (suggestive)
 the concept(suggestive)Â
corgasm !? (smut)
virgin kats (smut) pt.2 (suggestive, smut)
showerheaddd (smut)
everybody here wants youâŠ(smut)
arts n crafts (smut)
drunk in luv!~ (smut)
seven minutes in heaven! (smut)Â
sleepyheads (smut)
rut (smut)
caught red handeddd (smut)Â
grinderrr (smut)
dragon drabble (smut)
glasses (smut)Â pt.2 (smut)
lightweight (smut)
your highness (smut)
whipped cream (smut)
meow (smut) pt.2 (suggestive) pt.3 (suggestive)Â
honeymoon (smut)Â
accidental submission (smut)Â
safeword (smut, comfort)
happy trail (suggestive)
pick up the phone (smau) (suggestive)
hopelessly yours (fluff, smut)Â
valentines day (smut) pt.2 (smut)
beefy!bakugo (suggestive, smut)
food review (suggestive)
distraction (smut)
catch print w/ katsuki (suggestive)
headboard (smut)
birthday boy (smut)
skin to skin (fluff, smut)
press my buttons, baby (smut)
Bakugo sincerely believes his mother loves you more than she loves him. The way she dotes on you, softens around you, and asks about you every time he visits alone is proof enough in his eyes. He never complains though, secretly, he likes how close the two of you are, even if heâd never admit it.
The day after you said 'yes' to his proposal, he decided to tell his parents. He drove to their house with you in the passenger seat, barely able to contain your happiness, while his handsome face held that familiar scowl meant to disguise his own excitement.
His mom and dad welcomed you warmly, just as they always did, ushering you inside while asking how youâd been.
And soonâŠ
_ "WHAT? You actually proposed?! So you two are getting married?" Mitsuki blurted out excitedly, clasping her hands together as she looked between you and him.
_ "Whyâre you yelling, old hag?!â Katsuki snapped back a little more furiously than necessary, his cheeks turning red. âYeah, I did. Whatâs it to you?!"
_ "Because youâre an idiot, and Iâm shocked someone put up with your attitude long enough to say yes!"
_ "Donât call me that, damn it!"
_ "Iâll call you whatever I want, you brat! And youâd better treat her right, or I swear Iâll kick your ass!"
_ "Like hell I wouldnât! Iâll treat her like a damn princess!"
_ "Good! Thatâs what I like to hear! And I want grandkids before I hit fifty!"
_ "Thatâs not up to you, hag!"
They went at it for several minutes, loud arguments mixed with even louder congratulations, while you and Masaru sat there quietly, smiling at your loved ones.
_ "They'll calm down soon," Masaru whispered to you, a gentle smile on his face, "would you like something to drink while we wait?"
You nodded your head, giggling softly. "That would be great, thank you."
bakugo always had a . . . creative nickname for everyone ( see pinky, shitty hair, and dunce face ), and mina being the detective she is, couldn't help but notice when he started calling you by your name.
so of course she brought attention to this to all the others.
and they noticed the small things.
the way bakugo would hold the door open for you ( bare minimum but he let it shut in everyone else's faces ), how he quieted his voice. the edge dropping, the sharpness dulling.
how his shoulders seemed more relaxed when around you, how the faint start of a smile played at his lips whenever talking to you.
he was just . . . calm. in a way so non-bakugo that it was eerily off putting for everyone else watching.
and he wasn't stupid. he saw their staring, noticed the way mina's eyes flicked in his direction whenever he talked to you.
but he couldn't really bring himself to care. not when you were smiling right in front of him.
papa's secret â ášłàŹ .dad! bakugou x wife! reader
summary: your daughter has her dad bakugou all figured out! | just super fluffy and domestic.
ââ âą ă»âžâž
âpapa, i know your secret!â announces your daughter to a very tired bakugou.
he tilts his head, trying to shake off the restlessness from patrol today.
âoh yeah, and what are my âsecretsâ exactly princess?â
âyou,â she says, booping his nose.
âhave a crush on mama!â she finishes off, jumping up and down around him in excitement like sheâs got her dad all figured out.
he stares at her for a second, then shakes his head and tries to fight the smile forming on his lips. he stabilises your daughterâs movements with his firm hands.
âyou got me all figured out princess, youâre so smart,â he tells her, giving her all the positive affirmations so she grows confident like him.
âbut donât tell mama, okay?â
she gives him her pinky finger and nods seriously. bakugou instantly locks his pinky with hers, solidifying their pinky promise.
âi understand why you have a crush on her⊠even uncle deku broccoli hair blushes at mama!â states your daughter with the brightest smile, oblivious sheâs triggered her fatherâs jealousy.
âbroccoli hair? youâre just like your dad⊠giving everyone nicknames, and about this uncle deku blushing⊠how does he act around mama?â
âhe just smiles and gasps every time sheâs nearâŠâ
âright, right,â replies bakugou, playing around with your daughter while she hands him a toy tea cup to drink.
just then, you enter the room after your long relaxing shower. one look at you and bakugou has unintentionally fixed his posture and his hair.
your daughter comes closer to his ear, âpapa, youâre being obvious, mama shouldnât knowâŠâ
âwhat shouldnât mama know?â you ask, offended at the fact that father and daughter are in on something.
âmama, you canât tell anyone this, but papa has a crush on you!â
bakugou bursts out laughing and his contagious laugh makes you as well. you walk up to the two of them and their tea party, sitting on bakugouâs lap.
âthanks for telling me sweetheart, letâs hope papa never finds out i know!â
just then, your daughter giggles too and makes herself comfortable on your lap as well. bakugou hugs you two with both of his strong arms as you all enjoy every bit of this family bonding.