Turkish Apple Tea
Life sucked! Just a moment ago, he was the celebrated quarterback who had a happy relationship with the most popular cheerleader in the entire college. He was president of his fraternity and an absolute alpha bro. And then, after a night of heavy drinking, he gets caught in his cool Mustang with another guy, whom he is giving a blow job. The coach suspended him, his girlfriend left him, his fraternity kicked him out. Damn it! There was no eye contact! It wasn't gay. And the guy... Cool Turk, hot body, cool clothes, cool haircut. And a huge, circumcised cock. Boy, that guy moaned his soul out of his body and shot it out of his cock.
Anyway, Hunter was done. He had taken a small room in a guesthouse in the neighborhood called Little Ankara. Just to be closer to the cool guys who probably wouldn't mind if you sucked them off. Without eye contact. And that was definitely easier if you looked a bit like the alpha Turks who hung out in the hookah cafes. So Hunter decided to go to one of the numerous barber shops. New phase of life, new haircut. Yes, that was a cool idea.
The first shop he saw was simply called “Murat's Barber Shop.” Simple. No frills. Perfect. Hunter entered the shop. It smelled of hookah, leather, sweat, testosterone. The man who was presumably Murat was cleaning the long hair clippers. “Haircut?” he asked. “Please!” replied Hunter. “Trimming the ends, Golden Boy?” asked Murat with a grin. Hunter said he had moved here at least temporarily and wanted to fit in a little. Murat grinned again. “How much do you want to fit in, brother?” “Do what you can!” Hunter replied. “At your own risk, Altın Çocuk! Let's start with a scalp massage. A truly life- and consciousness-changing scalp massage!” Hunter sat down in the chair.
Murat spread oil in his hair. It smelled good. Masculine. Like hookah, leather, sweat, and testosterone. Hunter's eyes grew heavy. Lanetli! The man was good, really good! And then Hunter fell asleep.
“Can kardeşim uyan artık!” Hunter opened his eyes. Murat was pouring him apple tea, and he could see himself in the mirror. Lanetli! That wasn't him! Was it? Or was it? Lanetli! Something was wrong here. Something was wrong. Next to him lay the Hürriyet newspaper from June 28, 2025. Yes, that was today. One headline read “Türkiye rekor seviyede petrol ve doğalgaz üretimine doğru ilerliyor.” That was definitely some kind of Erdogan propaganda. Yes, the man was a great leader, but the economy of his home country... Stop! Home country? Of course, Turkey. His parents had emigrated with him when he was two years old. That was almost 40 years ago now. His parents still didn't speak a word of English. And he, Can, also preferred to speak Turkish with his bros. That's why he loved it here in Little Ankara. He could do his job as a cobbler, go to the café, go shopping... He could go weeks without speaking a word of English. Murat handed him his apple tea. “Memnun musun kardeşim?” “Gözünden öpüyorum kardeşim!” replied Can. He drank his apple tea and looked in the mirror again.
Murat was right... Nothing but a shaved head suited him!











