#ballroomblitz.exe

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

[->With a wave of my staff, you watch the chairs and tables drift into place, hot food appearing upon them, and puppet servers drop from the ceiling.]

Ham!Dio: What the- W. What did you do!??

->I got the place set up, now go get dressed. You, and by extension the Puppeteer, have been slow enough. People should be coming anytime, now. Though, people already have. Don’t ask how, don’t, this intro is long enough.

-Masquerade Event... Start?-

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

Canis Minor (Left) and Canis Major (Right), and Blue Straggler.

Also I’d like to blame my partner for Hamboy and Erina dressing the exact same. They get them mixed up normally so I decided “Let’s make it even harder to tell them apart.”

Also Blue Straggler teehee. Vampire stars...

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"Hey uhh can I make a music suggestion? Trust me, my mixtape is fire." Proceeds to hand a puppet a mixtape that is quite literally on fire. (stinkygyro)

->How lucky that I am both a puppet and can hold this without going up in flames. Now, should I play this while it is still ablaze, or should I extinguish the flame, first?

@stinkygyro

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Blue Straggler: Fruit punch???

[->You are disappointed but also relieved to find that it isn’t blood.]

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

(The small D4C walks up to a puppet with a dripping wet Tusk ACT 1) Excuse me! Do you have anywhere that we can dry off? Someone threw a bucket of water at us.

[->In a flash of red and blue there is now a towel in its hands. It quickly offers this to the stands.]

[->It then gestures towards where the washrooms are, and rushes of to be sure there’s no puddles anywhere where people might slip.]

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oh my, a handsome fellow just like tuxedo mask. pardon, but have you had anything to eat this evening? (the herald, ask-the-jojo-trickster)

Blue Straggler: Uh. Y. Yes? I had some. Meat. Yeah. And chocolate cake. I’m fine.

[->He is not, in fact. Fine.]

Blue Straggler: N- w…… hm. Well. It’s in a bottle so… but I don’t HAVE a bottle of blood. Maybe I’ll just….

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excuse me but I would like dance with the blue straggler guy

Blue Straggler: Help me dance the embarrassment away, tiny person.

[->You have the sudden impulsive thought that someone this tiny is like a Capri Sun. You don’t like this thought.]