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i might have banana obsessioned too close to the sun, i was hiding under a blanket and my mom kept saying to Scout "wheres (my deadname)?" and every single time she would go pick up her banana toy

#my darling baby scout #bananaposting

I'm literally the worst father ever i ignored my daughter for a moment bc i was busy texting someone back and by the time i had finished she left but left her toy next to me. so sads. she just wanted to play with her yucky little banana (we did afterward but way to make me feel like a dick)

#my darling baby scout #bananaposting #ive found that when Scout wants attention she'll usually grab the banana. probably bc she picked up i find that one entertaining #sometimes when I'm gone she'll leave it in my room or in front of my room

chat i might be a little bit autistic about bananas idk tho anyway today my mom got me this while she was out bc it had a little banana charm on it. and ok see the thing is. it actually smells really good. which is rare for me. my nose is so fucked up and almost everything smells bad to me. this smells very good though. so naturally i just soaked my sheets by my face with it so i can smell it all night. bc im normal