How do you do, fellow humans?

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[snobgoblin]

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Alice in Transylvania on ao3

[snobgoblin]

no but AIT is fun to write bc it feeds my brain worms in all the right ways by allowing me to explore emotionally complex and frankly painful topics for me but its also crossover cocomelon. we have fucking Willy Wonka being the descendent of Victor Frankenstein. and then thats extremely relevant thematically in a story about disability for which Alice (of the wonderland variety) is the subject

[snobgoblin]

is it slop where we have plot points like "Dracula learned his wizard magic from Oz" yes. is it an exploration of my from grief watching my mom slowly die in front of me until shes a walking corpse in ways nobody can control or help her with also yes

[snobgoblin]

vampirism is also funny too bc its largely allegorical but sometimes the allegory is disability and sometimes the allegory is being trans in a conservative area and sometimes the allegory is getting freak nasty

[snobgoblin]

no but AIT is fun to write bc it feeds my brain worms in all the right ways by allowing me to explore emotionally complex and frankly painful topics for me but its also crossover cocomelon. we have fucking Willy Wonka being the descendent of Victor Frankenstein. and then thats extremely relevant thematically in a story about disability for which Alice (of the wonderland variety) is the subject

[snobgoblin]

is it slop where we have plot points like "Dracula learned his wizard magic from Oz" yes. is it an exploration of my grief from watching my mom slowly die in front of me until shes a walking corpse in ways nobody can control or help her with also yes

[snobgoblin]

no but AIT is fun to write bc it feeds my brain worms in all the right ways by allowing me to explore emotionally complex and frankly painful topics for me but its also crossover cocomelon. we have fucking Willy Wonka being the descendent of Victor Frankenstein. and then thats extremely relevant thematically in a story about disability for which Alice (of the wonderland variety) is the subject

[snobgoblin]

the dog urge to fight your friends to the death (but wag your tail so they know youre joking)

[toyastales]

Music box, clock and snuff box, 1820. China. Sotheby's.

[snobgoblin]

do you know how hard it is for me to keep quiet about spoilers for this story btw. i get so excited about breakthroughs and want to post them immediately. but alas. this would make it mean less in the writing

[snobgoblin]

bong the ripper

[snobgoblin]

thong the stripper

[pisces-core]

[vintagewildlife]

Luna moth By: Jane Burton From: The Mating Game 1976

[snobgoblin]

ok so i guess tumblr genuinely ate this its been 4 hours and this hasnt posted

anyway Dracula ring update woag intentionality and all that (i will continue to draw them as gold bands)

[girl-blorbo-polls]

can your girl blorbo make bread?

-yes (canonically)

-yes (my headcanon)

-no (canonically)

-no (my headcanon)

Can your girl blorbo make bread?

Yes (canonically)

Yes (my headcanon)

No (canonically)

No (my headcanon)

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

[snobgoblin]

if i was a fairy would you keep me in a jar and mount me on the wall like a bug

[snobgoblin]

i was gonna make a meme about how they would text but i ran out of funny texts halfway through

[frostedmagnolias]

Faille & Patterned Silk Directoire Revival Gown

c. 1887

Augusta Auctions

[ganondilf]

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

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World Heritage Post

[snobgoblin]

im a man with gynecomastia and low T if you think about it