#band lyfe

[sleebycryptid]

I’m screeching;; scales ain’t got no business lookin like this

[clouds-of-wings]

The trials and tribulations of being in a band in the era of AI, TikTok and streaming services!

[sashabarkov]

Trial headjoints! One of these is gonna be mine...

[sashabarkov]

Drum line battles are fuckin lit

[stevonniepx]

I spent all of rehearsal picking up a friend so she could run across snare drums

[sashabarkov]

Band camp!!!

[i-cant-stay-anymore]

"Take what comes your way as an opportunity and not a burden. There is always a plan, sometimes it takes a little longer to understand the journey of life, but in the end everything is meant to be."

-Kellin Quinn, Sleeping with Sirens

[hallelujah-youngandloaded-blog]

band stereotypes

flutes: under-caffeinated and over-hyped

piccolo: always out of tune, both in music and in life

oboes: they stared into the void. the void stared back. souls? they have none.

saxophones: secretly sleazy

trumpets: pubescent boys discovering the wonders of voice breaking

trombone: arms of a gorilla, legs like a gazelle

tuba: the heralding rumble of a thousand armies

harp: majestic. MAJESTIC

clarinet: your grandmother. their hair also smells like cookies

bassoon/electric bass: sinister gay

percussion: scarily nice

celeste: real life sugar plum fairy

timpani: ANGRY

drum kit: probably a pothead, most definitely in an 80's hair metal band

conductor: made out of a thousand tiny avocadoes