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Vintage tumblrina from central Europe // Not a GOAT fanblog

[clouds-of-wings]

Sune och hans värld: Pussjakten [<- abandonware(?) download link], a children's point and click adventure from Sweden that I decided to play after I happened to see some screenshots on tumblr, is in fact a really fun experience. I've started so many games recently that didn't impress me at all, here I find one I DO like and it's one that's made for children about a (probably?) 9 year old boy who desperately wants to kiss a girl, any girl really.

It's charming, the humor made me laugh out loud a couple of times, and you can play this song on a jukebox in a burger restaurant. I haven't finished the game yet though.

The goth girl who likes nothing more than poems about death and her three deadly pet spiders. I totally bombed with her. Took her on a date to a movie about spiders, but my stupid little brother threw a stink bomb into the cinema and she blamed me for that for some reason.

As if I can control him! The first thing he said to me was: "Hey my wallet fell in the storm drain, if you help me get it back I won't throw dog shit at you :)" Turns out it wasn't even his wallet! I had to threaten him with jail before he gave it to me.

My nerd buddy who will spend his summer holidays gaming no matter what else I suggest. Suspiciously fast at procuring the phone numbers of girls from "the internet". This is from 2004. He is not getting them from a social media site. These kids are 9, just a reminder.

I'm always so nice and helpful. Here's my advice to this man whose clothes have shrunk in the wash. Don't be sad, your clothes are ugly anyway :) now you can buy something that isn't so extremely ugly :)

His shirts also used to be white before the washing machine turned them black. My helpful advice to that was to put breadcrumbs on them so birds will come and shit them white again, which may sound really rude and gross, but remember: This is a point and click adventure. The medium where duct-taping a phone receiver to a cat is a normal way to solve your problems. In the world Sune lives in, this may simply be the sort of thing people do every day.

[germanysnexttopgedicht]

Eine Frage

Da stehn die Werkmeister – Mann für Mann. Der Direktor spricht und sieht sie an: »Was heißt hier Gewerkschaft! Was heißt hier Beschwerden! Es muß viel mehr gearbeitet werden! Produktionssteigerung! Daß die Räder sich drehn!« Eine einzige kleine Frage: Für wen?

Ihr sagt: die Maschinen müssen laufen. Wer soll sich eure Waren denn kaufen? Eure Angestellten? Denen habt ihr bis jetzt das Gehalt, wo ihr konntet, heruntergesetzt. Und die Waren sind im Süden und Norden deshalb auch nicht billiger geworden. Und immer noch sollen die Räder sich drehn … Für wen?

Für wen die Plakate und die Reklamen? Für wen die Autos und Bilderrahmen? Für wen die Krawatten? die gläsernen Schalen? Eure Arbeiter können das nicht bezahlen. Etwa die der andern? Für solche Fälle habt ihr doch eure Trusts und Kartelle! Ihr sagt: die Wirtschaft müsse bestehn. Eine schöne Wirtschaft! Für wen? Für wen?

Das laufende Band, das sich weiterschiebt, liefert Waren für Kunden, die es nicht gibt. Ihr habt durch Entlassung und Lohnabzug sacht eure eigne Kundschaft kaputt gemacht. Denn Deutschland besteht – Millionäre sind selten – aus Arbeitern und aus Angestellten! Und eure Bilanz zeigt mit einem Male einen Saldo mortale.

Während Millionen stempeln gehn. Die wissen, für wen.

--Kurt Tucholsky

[spacewonder19]

Total Solar Eclipse © Gijs de Reijke

[lonnson]

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[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Francis Owen, you have hereby successfully completed your initiation. Congratulations, and welcome to the Council of Cyberwitches as our first ever non-centaur equine member. The stage is yours for anything you’d like to say.

The Council of Cyberwitches: *patiently waits for you to say something*

[holyscreamingintothevoid]

(Psst, Frank, they’re waiting for you to say something!)

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

The Council of Cyberwitches: [faintly, through a blur]

Francis Owen: “……”

The Council of Cyberwitches: [loudly] “Say something!”

[Tumblr user @holyscreamingintothevoid looks up from his laptop with an exasperated expression. He has been trying to speak into the microphone on top of it and says:]

“Well if you really want me to say something…”

*Pause for effect.*

“I guess I’ll just say this: ‘hello fellow tumblrites!’”

[A pause.]

“That wasn’t very good.”

[Another pause.]

“But then again… how could anything be more important than that?”

[More pauses.]

“Um…” *looks down at notepad* “… what about ‘anyone who has ever read Homestuck.’”

[holyscreamingintothevoid]

“No?” holyscreamingintothevoid fidgets uncomfortably. “I have never read it either, to be honest. Only made it to the living room.”

He clears his throat.

“Let’s not get off topic. Francis—” He looks to the green horse still standing in the middle of the stage. “—as you know, it is customary for new members to give a little introductory speech. We spoke about your ideas for it in preparation for your initiation, remember?” holyscreamingintothevoid gives her an encouraging smile and motions for her to begin.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Francis Owen: “…”

[A long pause.]

The Council of Cyberwitches: [clenches fists] “SAY SOMETHING!”

[More pauses. At one point, holyscreamingintothevoid makes a vaguely threatening gesture with his arms in the direction of Francis Owen’s head.]

[At last, Francis Owen speaks:]

“Um … wow … that was really intimidating.” *looks down at notepad* “I guess I should talk about my favorite Homestuck character?” *pause for effect* “Dave Strider.” *pause for effect* “He is so cool and sexy and everyone else hates him but he doesn’t care because he’s awesome! Also he has a gun and shoots people sometimes which makes me feel like more of an adult than I am already feeling as I stand on this stage right now speaking to you all.” *pause again* “And also …”

[longer pause]

“Cultural Marxism is bad actually. But mostly I just wanted to say hi.”

[Places hand over heart.]

[clouds-of-wings]

I realized that the reason why "wholesome" media sets my teeth on edge is not because I like suffering but because when everyone is improbably happy and everything is improbably harmonious, my brain immediately assumes that everyone who isn't happy or has pointed out problems has either been chased away or yelled at to not talk about it anymore. It sets off my "Stepford wives" detector.

[clouds-of-wings]

Missed call notification = Text that says "We need to talk"

[clouds-of-wings]

I think from now on when Americans make sweeping generalizations, positive or negative, about what things are like in "Europe", they should have to name at least 5 different European countries in which the thing is actually the case, and they can't be neighbouring countries. Because I think many of them don't really understand how differently things are done in different countries here.

In Russia queer organizations are officially branded as extremists, partially for religious reasons, while Malta is even more religious and one of the most queer-friendly places in the world. Malta also still hasn't legalized abortions yet (until 2023 not even if the mother's life was at risk) while in Spain women have a right to 3-5 days menstrual leave per month. Bosnia is majority Muslim while in France you can't wear a hijab to school. There are few statements that are true for the entire continent.

[clouds-of-wings]

On the other hand, maybe we could just strike back by making sweeping statements about "how things are in North America" and naming things that are specific to Mexico..?

[howamidrivinginlimbo]

The Baths of Caracalla in Rome, Italy

The Baths were unprecedented in size: 1600 Romans could bathe at the same time. Apart from the bathing facilities, there were two libraries and there were shops, offices, gardens and even an area for sport. It simply didn't fit inside of Rome, and that is why it was built just outside of it, by the Appian Way (Via Appia).

[geekandmisandry]

Society hates teenage girls and everything they enjoy.

[happierthandignified]

I can’t even tell you how much this screwed with me as a teen. I spent a whole decade of my life trying to prove myself to people determined to see me negatively. If you’re a teen and you’re reading this just live your life. Like what you like and if someone tells you its dumb it’s because they’re an asshole. There’s nothing wrong with you.

[geekandmisandry]

Read what you want to read, eat and drink what you want to drink, wear what you want to wear and watch what you want to watch.

People are going to judge you if you fit the mould and if you don’t, including grown women who should really know better.

Is ok to be you, you’re enough.

[magicandman]

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

[foxgallagher]

Reach class warfare friend 🤔

[cpericardium]

[leftoversalad]

[wuglife]

Hahaha, oh man this is beautiful!

A quick explanation:

Pokémon only say their species name

This Meowth appears to be able to converse with the trainer

Meowth* says that it is in fact only saying its name, thus behaving as all other Pokémon *thus it is not actually a ‘Meowth’ but a species of a name that consists of every utterance it ever said or will say

If its linguistic behavior is indistinguishable from a human’s linguistic behavior, who is to say that humans aren’t also only saying their species name over the course of their lifetime?

One of the reasons this is brilliant is because “infinite utterances with finite resources” is a key tenet of human language. We (humans) can respond to unexpected situations with novel, unexpected, and unique utterances. In other words, how could every single utterance be pre-programmed into us, when (at our birth), there are words that don’t yet exist that we will use in our lifetime? Concepts we can’t imagine now? Things that don’t exist yet?

(remember this? who could have predicted this headline when you were born?)

For instance, Pokémon: Pokémon was released in 1996. If you were born before then, there would have to be a remarkable coincidence in genetics and biology for your pre-programmed linguistic behavior to include that word (as so many other people also, coincidentally, had that word programmed into them).

This isn’t logical.

Unless, the universe itself is pre-programmed. Freaking out yet?

Don’t worry, quantum physics suggests that this can’t be the case (or at least is highly implausible). The universe is too unpredictable to be pre-programmed. So what does that leave us with?

If something can produce linguistic behavior (i.e., utterances) that are indistinguishably similar to humans’ linguistic behaviors, this means that it can (seemingly) respond appropriately to otherwise unexpected circumstances. After all, the endangered ferrets can be discussed, as can Pokémon, as can whatever else is going on in the news. If the universe is too unpredictable to be preprogrammed, then utterances can’t be preprogrammed in our genetic code or in our brains. Unless we’re all just very lucky all the time…?

Anyway, this is a great demonstration of how a thought experiment can help you test hypotheses about language. It’s not 100% conclusive, but it’s a good way to start thinking about how one might test a hypothesis, or what one would need to find in order to support or disprove a hypothesis.

[allthingslinguistic]

This is the most amazing and elaborate addition to the novel sentences files yet. 

[misanthropic-drown]

[mererecorder]

Iconic historical stage designs for The Queen of the Night sequence from Mozart’s “Magic Flute” - the first image by Karl Friedrich Schinkel in 1815, the second by Simon Quaglio in 1818 (x)

[clouds-of-wings]

I think from now on when Americans make sweeping generalizations, positive or negative, about what things are like in "Europe", they should have to name at least 5 different European countries in which the thing is actually the case, and they can't be neighbouring countries. Because I think many of them don't really understand how differently things are done in different countries here.

In Russia queer organizations are officially branded as extremists, partially for religious reasons, while Malta is even more religious and one of the most queer-friendly places in the world. Malta also still hasn't legalized abortions yet (until 2023 not even if the mother's life was at risk) while in Spain women have a right to 3-5 days menstrual leave per month. Bosnia is majority Muslim while in France you can't wear a hijab to school. There are few statements that are true for the entire continent.

[clouds-of-wings]

I found two Kamijo music videos on VK that aren't on YT at all and that I had never seen before!

Heart

Tsuioku no mon amour

[greenpostua]

⛈️ Небо над Києвом після грози вражає.

Тим часом в місті затопило вагон метро.🤯

Крім цього, через негоду тисячі абонентів провайдера «Бест» залишилися без зв’язку, бо сильний вітер пошкодив оптичні лінії в Ірпені, Бучі, Обухівському районі та Петропавлівській Борщагівці. Також пориви фіксують у Бородянському та Вишгородському районах. Крім того, низка населених пунктів знеструмлена.

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