- So Sam is confused, but smitten. So he gives Kurt his signature smile and says, “Hey”
- You know like your friendly neighborhood fuckboy.
- Kurt is confused and now he think that this guy from the outside wants to kidnap him and sell him for his voice like Will said, so his guard is up all the way.
- “Who are you, and how did you find me.” Sam can tell this kid is serious so he tells him Flynn Ryder (pls I couldn’t think of another name 😭)
- Sam wants to leave and find his satchel and he can tell that Kurt has it.
- Kurt tells him he’ll never find it even if he tore the tower down brick by brick, but Sam says it’s in the pot behind Kurt.
- That gets him a frying pan to the head again.
-Kurt says he’ll let Sam go if he takes him to see the floating lights.
- Sam’s wondering why he wants to see some lanterns, but he’ll do anything to get his satchel back.
- So he agrees, and he climbs down the tower.
- “Hey pretty boy, you coming?”, yells from the bottom.
- “Yeah! Just give me a minute!” Kurt yells back.
- So, he jumps down using a rope meant for Will.
- Kurt is feeling so many emotions at once and his thoughts are rushing around in his head.
- “THIS IS AMAZING” “Oh no what’s Father gonna think” (I hope you know this pained me to write)
- Sam can tell the kid is worried, so he takes him to this tavern called Breadstix (I’m so original I know)
- Everyone looks intimidating as hell so Kurt is holding his frying pan near him.
- Someone (I’m thinking either Sebastian or Karofsky) grabs him and does the “this you?” thing with the wanted poster.
- “THEY STILL CAN’T GET MY MOUTH RIGHT”
- Cue fighting and I Have a Dream.
- All of a sudden the King’s Guard shows up and Sam’s freaking out.
- So Tina (yes my girl deserves better) shows them the exit into this cave.
- Kurt kisses her on the cheek and they leave.
- Kurt tries to get to know Sam more, but he’s not having it.
- The king’s guard catches up with them and the fight in the canyon ensues, but with the rope from earlier instead of hair.
- So now Sam and Kurt are trapped in the cave and it’s filling up with water.
(I honestly don’t know what to do for this scene so we’re skipping to the fire)
- Kurt sees that Sam’s hand is bleeding so he sings while holding it, and it’s healed.
- So to take his mind off of it he goes to collect firewood.
- He tries to get Kurt to come back, but Kurt isn’t having it.
- So Will leaves but he tells Kurt that Sam doesn’t even want him, he’s just doing it for the crown.
- Sam comes back and they fall asleep.
- The next morning, they go into the kingdom.
- They do the huge dance with everyone and Kurt sees this painting of a baby.
- There’s a girl explaining everything about a lost prince and the death of the queen.
- Kurt is confused because that baby kinda looks like him, but he ignores it.
- Now it’s nighttime when the lanterns are supposed to show.
I SCREAMED WHEN KURT CALLED WILL HIS DAD
Also i needed to make this meme after i read that second line
