Dec 6, 2015
Girl: TELL ME ABOUT NECKBEARD? WHY DOES HE WEAR THE FEDORA?
Girl: THAT'S A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED KITANA.
Neckbeard: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would friendzone a man before throwing him out of a plane
Girl: at least you talk . Who are you?
Neckbeard : It doesn't matter who we are what matters is our plan
[Girl removes hood ]
No one cared who I was until put on the fedora .
Girl : If I took that off would you write facebook status about how girls only go for douce bags ?
Neckbeard : It would be extremely uneuphoric
Girl : you're a nice guy
Neckbeard : for you