Stannis is love, Stannis is life

[stannisislovestannisislife]

ATHELFRED DON'T DRINK THE WINE JUDITH HAS POISONED IT!

OH NO HE CANT HEAR US HE HAS HIS AIRPODS IN!

[stannisislovestannisislife]

Reboot to help Stanley find prince Baelors mind

[grumpy-soul]

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

[bibleforboys]

this is a lot

[cloudfreed]

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

[alwaysabeautifullife]

[trans-shepard]

Don’t ignore the baby.

[imonlyadumpling]

Elephants are so precious ✨

[owlinadayswork]

I love him

[stannisislovestannisislife]

How dog acts when I come home

[stannisislovestannisislife]

Waiting for 10:30 so I can order 20 nugs from maccies on Uber eats because I'm a fat cunt

[stannisislovestannisislife]

Nobody:

Šuppiluliuma I:

[stannisislovestannisislife]

The Secret of how Russians can drink so much:

They can't, at least no more than average person. Russian gain the ability to drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol by first consuming ridiculous amounts of food.

Any celebration I've been to organised by my Russian friends has around 4 + salads for starters, at least 2 mains, 2 desserts and caviar on the side when ever you fancy it. Theres always waay to for the people in attendance to eat so you never run out of food. The food is spread out over the evening so can make room for all the courses.

This makes it quite difficult to get drunk. The last one I went to I drank a small bottle of gin (50cl) 4 glasses of champagne and half bottle wine, that would normally get me shitfaced but I was only slightly tipsy.

Without the consuming this cornucopia of food some Russian are lightweights

The table usually looks like this if everything is out at once

[stannisislovestannisislife]

My parents and my step parents love me

[stannisislovestannisislife]

Went to a new years eve party where the “people” there would only dance to some retarded subgenre of music. There were a few people there who were on my course for 3 years at uni but I never spoke to I’m really glad I didn’t waste my time.

[stannisislovestannisislife]

They thought their music taste was so superior but I bet they couldn't name one song used in Barry Lyndon

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Does anyone even shop at ASDA

[daco-broman]

old people too far away from anywhere else

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

aye every time ive been in an ASDA it’s just been old ppl you’re absolutely right

[stannisislovestannisislife]

I only used to go to Asda because one was across the road at uni.

Lidl GANG

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Lidl is just shit aldi and you know it

[stannisislovestannisislife]

Lidl Bakery is best of the UK supermarkets

[stannisislovestannisislife]

Went to a new years eve party where the "people" there would only dance to some retarded subgenre of music. There were a few people there who were on my course for 3 years at uni but I never spoke to I'm really glad I didn't waste my time.

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Does anyone even shop at ASDA

[daco-broman]

old people too far away from anywhere else

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

aye every time ive been in an ASDA it’s just been old ppl you’re absolutely right

[stannisislovestannisislife]

I only used to go to Asda because one was across the road at uni.

Lidl GANG

[pissvortex]

alright fellas lets get this out of the way before the movie comes out

Godzilla vs King Kong whose side are you on and why

[pissvortex]

a nation divided

[stannisislovestannisislife]

Godzilla has shits bigger than King Kong and can breath nuclear fire. It should be a buddy film like Thor Ragnarok.

[4444555666777888999]

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[mirrorspell]

[stannisislovestannisislife]

Baz Lyndon

[primarybufferpanel]

[belennui]

@thebibliosphere

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

grug no trust snail tribe, grug see snail tribe over long river eating long bread.

grug no like smell of snail tribe, grug want to bash snail tribe with rock

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Dont go to the Yucatán Peninsula in 66,000,000 BC, worst mistake of my life.

[welovewaves]

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