Bird is the Word
-This is the crappiest club music I have ever heard. But at least I've heard that the Bird is the word.
-"Come down from your perch, then, so I can keel you." Apparently Jeff Dunham met Bird at some point
-This is the second time some thug has told me they're my worst nightmare right before I KO them.
-How much dirt does Enigma need on Alberto Falcone? The city isn't going to freak out that much if they learn that a mob boss' son is crazy and has criminal ties.
-Listen to that raspy voice. Alberto Falcone gets to join the Green Goblin club along with Firefly.
-I really hope Enigma put these extortion files here in person. "What are you doing over there?" "Blackmailing people." "Oh, okay. Carry on." I also hope he wore that stupid adorable sweater-vest when he did it.
-Now Bird has a dollar-sign bag full of money, too. must be a trend.
-Yuck. That right there is why you don't taxiderm ostriches.