Apr 8, 2017
Jungkook needs to chill
Fan: oPPA!-
JK: *stands up immediately*
JK: *comes up to their face and analyzes for any sign of old age*
JK: *gets RM to measure every single part of them to calculate an estimation of their age*
JK: *has a break of getting sh00k and being judgemental and having frequent (yes, frequent) hesitant pauses*
JK: *buys lie detector and asked them some questions*
JK: *gets those sticks those airport officers have and scans their body*
JK: *beep goes off around their pockets* *stuffs his hands in their pockets*
JK: *finds I.D inside their wallet*
JK: *reads* Hey...
JK: You're three months older than me...
Fan: bUT, OPPA-
JK: sHHHHHHHhhHhHhhHh.
JK: You know what to do.
Fan:
JK:
