Wise Nurgle

I am trash. Trash is life. Trash.

[l1amaz]

The evolution of ‘Namjoon’ in a group chat with friends

Friend A: Manjoon

Namjoon*

The rest of us:

Namjoob*

Manjoob*

Daddy*

Manhood*

Mansion*

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*Jikook in the dorm*

Jimin: *walks into the kitchen*

Jungkook: “PDA.”

Jimin: “What?”

Jungkook: “PDA.”

Jimin: “Huh? Public Display of Affe-”

Jungkook: “No, Public Display of ASS-”

[candyheartdoe]

Whats up with Hei Hei in some of the Moana promo art and posters? Like

And like 

And even???? 

He’s so angry and ready to Throw Down 

But then in actuality he’s just 

Disney explain

[youkaiyume]

I went to the “Behind the Scenes” panel for Moana at CTN expo this year and the explanation is as follows:

In development, HeiHei used to be a character meant to be Moana’s watchdog. He stands to the side making sure she stays out of trouble (and away from the sea) and judges her (sort of like Flint the hummingbird from Pocahontas) but the directors were worried that it made him too unlikeable. John Lasseter gave the crew about 48 hours to think of a way to figure out how to save his character or else he’d be cut from the film. So instead HeiHei’s IQ was lowered waaaay down, making him more lovable and funny. During a story pitch in which Moana had to retrieve the Heart of Te Fiti from the Kakamora, she originally only retrieved the stone. The artists reboarded it exactly the same except HeiHei swallowed it and the Kakamora was lugging around a chicken instead and it instantly made everything more hilarious. To which Lasseter exclaimed at that moment: “THE CHICKEN LIVES!” an inside joke that was kept at the end of the film when the ocean spat HeiHei onto the shore and Maui remarks “the chicken lives!”  

[shatterstag]

best thing about this movie was the perfectly marketed/polished commercial animal side kick just waiting to be the new olaf and then its in the movie for like 3 mins tops and instead a chicken that eats rocks gets to be the disney animal companion™

[tafkarfanfic]

IT GETS BETTER.

Once they rewrote the character they were in a panic. Who could voice such a role?

None other than Alan Tudyk, known as “Walt Disney Studios’ lucky charm” due to his roles as Duke in Frozen, King Candy in Wreck-It Ralph and KTSO in Rogue One, who made the front freaking page of the Wall Street Journal due to his performance.

Tudyk says: “The character you’re playing, even though he’s a rooster and is really stupid, you approach it in the same way you would approach Hamlet, which is exactly how I approached it. But they give you the circumstances. “You’re on the boat. You didn’t expect to be here. You just climbed in a boat to maybe sleep. You don’t even know why you climbed in the boat. You’re really that dumb. Every three minutes is a new world to you, so you see that you’re trapped on this boat, and you freak out. Go.” 

Note: Tudyk went to Julliard.

[stickmarionette]

Also: Alan Tudyk is the only non-Pasifika/Maori person in the voice cast. He plays the chicken.

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Umm okay

[jimemejungshook]

BTS: yES, WE L O V E ARMY!!! WE ADORE™ THEM!! 100% APPROVE!! WE SUPPORT YOU ALL!! OUR MUSIC IS FOR YOU!!! EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!*1000 finger hearts*

ARMY: *Makes a horror text au, trends it worldwide on Twitter*

ARMY: *Finger hearts back* Love ya too, bae.

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The one time I tried posting something on tumblr

It didn’t work then I was sad.

[l1amaz]

Jungkook: hey, Jimin-hyung? Are you gay?

Jimin: look up in the sky and count how many stars there are, that’s how gay I am

Jungkook: it’s 11:30 in the morning, and isn’t that-

Jimin: I’m gay

Jungkook: but-

Jimin: Fuck me, please

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Mmmm Jikook

[l1amaz]

*Vkook out in public*

Taehyung: *kisses JK’s hand* love you

Jungkook: love you too, babe

Jimin: all the hot guys are either taken or straight!

Yoongi: i aM RIGHT HERE

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Oh Vkook and Yoonmin

[l1amaz]

Person: what’s your favorite kind of soap?

Me: the gay kind

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Yus

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Happy birthday TaeTae!!!!!!🎉🎊🎉🎊💜💜 • • • #kimtaehyung #wepurpleyoutaehyung #wepurpleutaehyung💜 #taetae #taehyung #bts #bangtansonyeondan #taeisalivingmeme #gcv #gucciboy #veautiful #veautifuldaykimtaehyung #veautifulday #happybirthdaytaehyung

[l1amaz]

*talking with the Maknae line and dressed in safari gear*

Namjoon: As you can see we have a very primitive breed of eommas here. Remember kids, always approach and choose your words with caution *points at Jin who is freaking out over a broken plate*

Namjoon: but you can always calm them down with a little something called ass-kissing

*maknae line nods*

Namjoon: and chocolate. Especially in that hormonal time period we like to call hell. Well that’s it for today. Hope you enjoyed our ride.

(yes I know Jin doesn’t like to be called eomma but I couldn’t resist! This legit happened while talking with my friends today. All credit goes to my friend who came up with this even though she doesn’t have tumblr.)

Requests are open

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Hannxkdhdksjdjhdjdjdhdj I WAS THERE

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Here is some qualitae art to bless you🙏🙌 • • Art not mine... @we_wear_crowns • •#btsmemes #childtae #taehyung #bts #beyondthescene #bangtanboys #army #bangtansonyeondan #bangtanshookyeondan #vbts #btsv

[l1amaz]

Vkook in art class

Taehyung: look what I made!

Jungkook: it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a–

Yoongi: it’s a piece of shit

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Yus

[l1amaz]

BTS as things my friends and I have said #2

Seokjin: my Eomma senses are tingling…

Yoongi: SON OF A *breathes* BIIIIIIIIII-

Hoseok: I am a human embodiment of the sun…

Namjoon: *gets startled* AAAAAAGGHHHH, daddy…

Jimin: wanna see a magic trick? *flips someone off*

Taehyung: this is a sacred Gucci marker *holds sharpie with ‘Gucci’ written on the side*

Jungkook: *drinking an Honest Kids juice box* if this is Honest Kids, then I should be honest.

I secretly want to touch the jibooty…

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Same

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{creds to me for being motivated enough to do this!!} ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The struggle is real... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #gucciboy #taehyung #kimtaehyung #vbts #bias #bts #bangtanboys #bangtanseyonden #bangtan #armys #btsmeme #relatable #struggle #taeisalivingmeme

[l1amaz]

Vkook

Jungkook: yo, how much was your shirt?

Taehyung: it was 50% off

Taehyung: but it can be 100% off for you…

Jungkook:

BTS:

BigHit:

ARMY:

Yoongi: fucking hell, get out you fucking gay pieces of shit

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Hahahahahahhahaahhahaha UR WELCOME

[l1amaz]

BTS as things my friends and I have said

Jungkook: I don’t care what Eomma has to say #thuglife

Seokjin: Eomma will take away your chocolates

Taehyung: don’t forget to cross your I’s and dot your T’s

Namjoon: it’s spelled ANGEL not ANGLE, bitch

Yoongi: *person breaks art project* *flips them off*

Jimin: *literally just quotes vines with Hoseok*

Hoseok: *literally just quotes vines with Jimin*

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Hahaha

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