Undel: And Saint Akiri raised the bannedgrenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy bannedgrenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine userbase to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the duskrats and cave geckos and topaz guppies and wetland ghosts and hopping mice and sandhills amaranth and plague bats and large chu--
Aequorin: Skip a bit, Sister...
Undel: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Contact Us Link, then shalt thou check three times, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt check, and the number of the checking shalt be three. Four shalt thou not check, neither check thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Banned Grenade of Antioch towards thou userbase, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Aequorin: Amen.