May 3
Me: *hearing a kerfuffle outside*
Me: …?
Me: Xavier?
*Door opens, it’s Xavier*
Lightseeker Xavier: Yes, I’m here
Me: …🙃
L!Xavier: What’s wrong?
Me: You want me to be honest?
L!Xavier: Of course
Me: You’re wearing entirely too many clothes.
L!Xavier: …
Me: …
L!Xavier: …
L!Xavier: *starts taking off jacket*
*door crashes open*
Xavier: *snatches up L!Xavier and drags him out*
*door slams*
*more kerfuffle outside*
*door opens*
Xavier: *opens door*
Me: 😃
Xavier: He tripped me.
Me: 😟
Me: Glad you could make it! You look amazing!
Xavier: You like it?
Me: 🙂↕️
Xavier: Watch this *leaves*
Me: 🤔
Xavier: *returns in alternate color outfit*
Me: 🤩🤩🤩
(Xavier blocked but also guaranteed himself and then arrived with soft pity and proceeded to R1 himself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)