#bansheehale

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Stiles Stilinksi (human) solving the problem of not having supernatural abilities by constantly using his jeep as a weapon will never not be iconic. Season one had him intentionally rear-ending Peter Hale (evil alpha werewolf) and then blaming Peter for the whiplash. The only reason bad guys last as long as they do in Beacon Hills is because Stiles keeps having to take his car into the shop and has homework to do. Incredible.

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I forgot what a dramatic little bitch Theo Raeken is. Acts his ass off at the bridge his sister died on. Jazz hands during a monologue. Wears collared shirts. Kills his sort-of-girlfriend for power because he’s probably gay anyway. It’s not even the worst of his crimes. Does his workouts as slutty as possible on purpose. Is taking AP bio solely for the drama and the plot, and knows every answer because he is in fact a living science experiment. Constantly wants to punch and/or kiss Liam Dunbar on the mouth. Goes to hell and comes back homeless. I don’t think we’ve ever seen him eat solid food.

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Allison Argent was an awkward teenager who loved her friends, snuck out to go bowling, made dirty jokes, and went to all of Stiles and Scott’s lacrosse games with homemade signs. She left hearts with her messages and wanted to get better at photography and was inconsolable when she accidentally hit a dog with her car. THAT is who Gerard manipulated into being a child soldier. THAT is who the Argent family wanted to turn into a killer.

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The most in-character scene in all of Teen Wolf has to be when Allison, a hunter, and Stiles, the brain, sit down in the dirt to play with a tripwire they found, fully oblivious to Scott being strung up by his ankles behind them.

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Isaac Lahey as a character was insane. Turned into a werewolf. Dad died. Homeless. Moves in with slightly homoerotic guy friend and sleeps on his couch for several months. Finally has sex with a girl and she dies a day later. Clearly bisexual.

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when I remember that Scott not being able to remember Stiles was canonically compared to living with phantom limb syndrome

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Theo Raeken getting full fandom forgiveness for torturing Lydia to the point where she ended up in Eichen House but Scott McCall never being allowed to live down making honest mistakes as a teenager trying his best but forced into a leadership position he never asked for…doesn’t sit right with me

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Teen Wolf lines I think about regularly:

“My mom does all the grocery shopping”

“I’m worth F I V E D O L L A R S?!”

“You’re killing people. To death.”

“We were clubbing! You know…at the club!”

“You READ that MOVIE?”

“I fell in a hole :D”

“Uh…Meeeeeeeeeexicaaan?”

“ANOTHER WEREWOLF!?”