#chris argent

[timetosuitup]

Chris Argent: *has crossbow aimed at derek*

Derek: in june? Really?

Chris Argent: what?

Derek: oooh chris argent, the big bad homophobic werewolf hunter

Chris Argent: oh

Derek: yeah

Chris Argent: *lowers crossbow* l’ll just come back in july

[lungbarrowoakdownobsessedbitch]

Stiles just breaking in to all the Packs houses.

(The loft)

Stiles: “Oh hi! Didn’t know you were in, don’t mind me!”

Derek: “???”

(Scott’s.)

Stiles: “do you have a plaster I can have? I cut up my finger making dinner and we don’t have any.”

Melissa: “stiles! Oh my god. Why do you- what do you mean you cut up your finger?!? Let me see!”

(The Argents)

Stiles: “don’t shoot me! I just need to borrow some mountain ash.”

Chris, knows for a fact that he set traps in case someone did manage to get through his security. Knows that this boy should be dead because of said traps: “how…”

(Peters)

Peter: “do I want to know how you got a copy of my key?”

Stiles: “probably not! Do you still have that book on druid rituals?”

Peter: “…yes it’s in my room, I’ll go get it for you. Have you eaten today?”

[ivy-afterglow]

teen wolf logic: you can be possessed, stabbed, psychologically destroyed, or temporarily dead

but if you have school tomorrow you WILL be there

[shitpostingsterek]

credit

[inravenroux]

Day 28 of valentinewolf - The Pack!!

i want to thank everyone who has supported me this month of ships, i've had such fun and lerned so much drawing a new ship every day!! I hope you all enjoyed seeing my lil drawings, and onto even more art!!!

Prompt List

[itbeaheadcannon]

i've always just headcannoned that Stiles has keys, passkeys and codes to everyones stuff. you have a house key, car key, or something needing a code? Stiles has several copies on himself and hidden elsewhere.

like this dude has sticky fingers, and eyes everywhere. he's got the ability to get it into the sheriff's station, the school, hospital and vet. like if it's a mildly important place or is just slightly interesting, chances are high; he's got a key and code to get in

every time they try to change codes or keys, he has copies made a day later. no one is safe. no one.

people try to complain to the Sheriff, in the hopes he'll be able to stop him

he tells them all to suck it up.

while Stiles is the light of his life, he's also a feral gremlin,

the sheriff has been trying to keep him out of his stuff since he could walk

stiles also 100% has house and car keys to all of the pack

it drives argent insane that he can't keep him out

they've tried changing their stuff

it doesn't work

he also somehow got their passwords

(it wasn't hard, they're all stupid and have easy to guess passwords)

((besides Lydia and Danny))

[stilinski-ortiz-dolan]

[fanficprophet]

It just occurred to me how bizarre Peter/Stiles or Peter/Chris or even worse Peter/Chris/Stiles would be for Derek. My siblings got the heebie-jeebies at the idea that I wrote x-rated fanfic let alone did x-rated shit. Derek must have a full breakdown every time he hears Peter hit on them especially given that they must spend the majority of their time together as a pack strategizing. With werewolf hearing he can deffo hear the banging going on.

Like imagine Derek watching Stiles and Peter's convo over bank blueprints like a third wheel and just being like "Are you guys done flirting cause people are being held hostage here?"

Just Derek slamming his hands on the dining table and yelling "Stop eye fucking the brother of the bitch that burnt our house down!" And Chris gets all defensive and Peter makes it worse, ya know, for the hate sex.

Just Scott turning to Peter going "You can't fuck my best friend he's half your age! He's doesn't make good decisions! He's using you to compensate for his absent father!"

Derek showing up in Stiles bedroom in the middle of the night whisper yelling "You can't date my uncle! He's twice your age! He's a murderer and traumatized!"

They both respond "That's kinda hot tho???"

Derek and Scott scream.