Merlin: Meliodas, did you have childhood crush?
Meliodas: Actually yeah, I did
Merlin, intrigued: Really, who?
Meliodas: Ben from Barnyard
Merlin: The grey cow?
Meliodas: The grey cow
Merlin:
Merlin: Why Ben?
Meliodas: Cause he's a strict protective dilf. That man prolly gives good head
Merlin:
Merlin: I hate you















