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Me walking into Starbucks as their new supervisor next week
Boss is like "hey make more Facebook posts" bro I am fresh out of normal things to post about so now I'm gonna just start posting this nonsense lmao I should have put googly eyes on them
that awkward moment when ur TOO good at ur job and ur boss won’t let you have LESS hours because he doesn’t trust any of the other employees but YOU DON’T WANT TO WORK 42 HOURS A WEEK AND TAKE FOUR CLASSES??? I’m cry
Don't ever hire me I'm an asshole
On today's episode of Humans Are Gross, I just swept a full set of toenail clippings off the cafe floor At least it's been a week since someone pooped in the urinal!
My very first customer today was a lady who marched in and forcefully requested a "coffee brewed with grass fed butter and organic coconut oil" and I think I deserve a raise for not laughing
I’m working very hard today as you can see
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Can you guys tell I'm running out of ideas for my works Facebook page lol