#barbketch

[lukecageforhire-archive]

Waiting Forever

Luke walked up to Barb.”Baby,the doctor is here.He thinks it may be time.”Luke stared at his pregnant wife.

[bad-jew-jew]

Fun fact: if you get high, you can piss off Johnny all you want. Penance Stare doesn't work on drunk or high people.

she doES THAT ANYWAY but

good to know

omg i wonder why that is tho

[bad-jew-jew]

WANDA NO OLD GRUMPS LIKE JOHNNY DON'T KNOW FUN. AND THE GOO DROPS ON OUR SKULLS IT'S NOT PLEASANT.

I DON'T CARE, BARB.

I DON'T.  CARE.

I HAVE THE CHANCE, I'M TAKING IT.

[bad-jew-jew]

Now all I can imagine is her telling Wanda embarrassing childhood stories. And pictures of the ponytail.

OH MY GOD

bonesandbrimstone

BARB IS GONNA SHOW WANDA THE PONYTAIL AND THERE IS NOTHING JOHNNY CAN DO TO STOP IT

[bonesandbrimstone]

//headcanon that even though they do monster movie marathons, Tarantino marathons are probably just as constant when Barb and Johnny watch movies. Mostly because Barb can't handle Vampire movies but finds the sheer amount of geek and gore in a Tarantino film hilarious.

// YES. Headcanon accepted. Johnny's favorite is Pulp Fiction. 

[bonesandbrimstone]

" Unlike you I have friends."

"I have friends. Daimon counts. I have one, sort of, friend that I speak to occasionally."

[bonesandbrimstone]

Headcanon that not a day goes by where Barb and Johnny mock each other over poor life choices.

EVERY DAMN DAY. The ponytail comes up often.

[kissmyringbuddy-blog]

Hello

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[x] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[x] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[x] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[x] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.