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[goldenamaranthe-blog]

I think it wasn’t enough dragons layer for the dragonslayer’s anon. Maybe they need more 👀

Anyway, I really enjoy all of your AU’s. to be honest I have my notifications on because of you 😂

PS: Anon, you’re weird for being so insistence on something that has nothing to do with the blog. Vete al cerro with your things and leave Golden alone. There’ll be other blogs that will comply your wishes 🙄

Hey, @raksaga!

I'm glad you're enjoying all of my AUs! That's so funny that you turned on notifications for my posts! Thank you! Yeah, dragonslayer anon is odd like that but c'est la vie.

I think you're right. Dragons Layer could use a little more love.

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GoldenDragon!Yang: So.... do you want me to polymorph into something more manageable, or....

Bard!Blake: (licks her lips) We can start with that and work our way up~~

GoldenDragon!Yang: Okay (transforms into a humanoid dragon but is still very large) Sorry, this is as small as I can go- Holy Tiamat!!!

Bard!Blake: (tackles GD!Y to the floor)

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"Layer" Interspecies Relationship Counselling Service (Pt 2)

Inspired by Blake X Yang - Dragon Layer & Blake X Yang - Dragon Layer "More Love" By @goldenamaranthe-blog

("Layer" Master List)

Bard!Blake: And how did you answer?

Chevalier!Jaune: I said I'd see her then.

Bard!Blake: So the question is... why didn't you try and slay her when she was vulnerable? I mean, you did take the quest?

Chevalier!Jaune: I couldn't... she was pretty and elegant... and her eyes were the sharpest of emerald...

Bard!Blake: You noticed her eyes, over everything else?

Chevalier!Jaune: I couldn't sully her virtue by ogling her pert... EEP! Y... you didn't hear that!

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Hydra!Yang: So, what do you intent to do this coming Tuesday? Do plan to devour him?

Lamia!Pyrrha: WHAT? I couldn't! He's too sweet!

Hydra!Yang: (Wigging the brows on all her heads) There are other ways to devour someone, then straight-up eating them.

Lamia!Pyrrha: I don't.... OH (blushes so brightly that her faces matches her crimson scaled lower body)!

Hydra!Yang: So, some advice. From someone who has been in your shoes, so to speak.

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Bard!Blake: So, what do you plan to do? Are you going to follow through on the contract?

Chevalier!Jaune: I can't. I just can't. When I looked into her eyes, I just knew she's not the monster the village is saying she is!

Bard!Blake: I see. What do you see her as, if I may ask?

Chevalier!Jaune: She's perfect, and so out of my league, I'm hopless. I failed the quest... and I can't stop thinking about her. Help me?

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Lamia!Pyrrha: So I should put him into a trace? Or should I trap him with in my coils?

Hydra!Yang: You could do either of those, but that's not what I meant.

Lamia!Pyrrha: Then what did you mean?

Hydra!Yang: Try talking with him. Offer him some tea, and maybe have a light lunch? See how things develop.

(This is just something that jumped into my head after reading the above original post by @goldenamaranthe-blog. It is NOT intended in any shape or form to be considered a continuation of their work, just something inspired by it. Hope you enjoyed, and please give the posts that inspired this some love. Thanks.)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

HEY!!!!!! YOU KNOW DARN WELL WHAT I MEANT BY DRAGONSLAYER!!!

Dragons layer? No problem! Hydras are like dragons, right?

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Hydra!Yang: (main head leans down) And what does a faunus woman want from me?

Bard!Blake: There's a contract out for your defeat.

Hydra!Yang: Hmph. I'm well aware. So, you're here to "slay" the dragon hydra?

Bard!Blake: Oh, my apologies. I was under the impression that the poster said "lay' the dragon~

Hydra!Yang: (blinks) What?

Bard!Blake: It means I'm pulling a Scanlan Shorthalt here. (strums her lute and magic fills the air) Now get that scaley ass down here~

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Dragon Layer Aftermath: RPG AU

Warlock!Weiss: Blake, you're finally back! How did the dragon slaying go? SWEET BLOOD OF THE ARCHFEY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!??!

Bard!Blake: (still looking haggard after her passionate night with D!Y) Hey, Weiss. How's it going?

Warlock!Weiss: Sune, above! Are you alright?! You're legs are shaking worse than a newborn lamb! I'm glad you're still alive.

Bard!Blake: Ooooh, I've never felt so alive~~

Warlock!Weiss: .......You didn't.

Bard!Blake: She was pretty, Weiss!!!

Warlock!Weiss: DAMMIT, YOU HORNY SLUT OF A BARD!!!! I liked you better when you were a brooding rogue!!!!

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Inconsiderate anons aside, I for one would like to see some more Dragon Layer Blake. Dragon!Yang really didn't know what hit her.

I'm getting the scene from Family Guy where Peter tries to give Bill Clinton a piece of his mind only to end up sleeping with him too.

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Dragon!Yang: (laying on a fancy bed amongst a sea of gold with silk sheets in a humanoid form where she's covered in patches of scales and still has horns and a tail) Well, you are definitely good. You are...very....very good....

Bard!Blake: (laying next to Yang, completely disheveled, makeup is smeared all over her face, hair is corkscrewed in all directions, lips are swollen, and covered in bruises as she smokes a pipe in satisfaction)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Can we get more Hydra!Yang like is she something like King Gidorha(Monster Zero), the Hydra Hercules fought or is she like a smaller Hydra?

No, she's a full sized Hydra. I originally just made her for some malicious compliance, but I suppose I can do another Hydra!Yang blurb.

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Hydra!Yang: Is there a reason why you keep coming here?

Bard!Blake: (tuning lute) Can I not enjoy your company?

Hydra!Yang: Not sure how. I have five other heads I have to talk to daily, and I find myself to be obnoxious.

Bard!Blake: (laughs)