#bard ideas

[dndbardquest]

Bard Idea:

Bard who is an actor rather than a musician. Specially, they're a pro-wrestler.

Maybe in their everyday life, but ESPECIALLY whenever they get into combat, they enter their over-the-top WRESTLER PERSONA.

[dndaddyissues]

[brunhiddensmusings]

more bard ideas im tired of all bards automatically being assigned a weakass lute, which they halfheartedly strum while singing like adam sandler is trying to make fun of an elf consider a mute bard with a hurdy gurdy

listen to that and tell me the player using it cant put an ogre into a week long coma, wipe a name from someones memory, or turn back time by about three days

[probablywarforgedrpgideas]

My favorite forged that I’ve made has to be the dear traveling bard Casio Walkman 4X31, or his stage name Axel. He’s a smaller fella, with a tape-deck built into his grill. He jams hard and mighty on his Keytar, recording and sampling his voice to harmonize with himself. 

[probablymusicrpgideas]

Enchanted Item Ideas

Piccolo of piercing - A piccolo that has been enchanted to deal damage in a 20 ft radius out from the player. Creatures in this radius make a con saving throw and on a failed save take 2d4 damage and gain disadvantage for the next 2 turns due to a sudden loud ringing in the ear making it hard to concentrate. On a successful saving throw take 1d4 damage, disadvantage is not imposed.  

[dndaddyissues]

[dndaddyissues]

the DM: you see a homey tavern up ahead, windows shining with light and mirth.

the bard: let’s stop there for a drink and a rest! barbarian, just don’t start anything this time.

barbarian: lol ok

15 minutes later, in the tavern:

[dndaddyissues]

Our bard SHREDDED a lute version of Careless Whisper to help our mostly feral warlock seduce someone. Midway thru they put their lute down, screamed “CHEERS TO THE BARTENDER”, downed a pint glass full of wild magic, went silent for a moment and then turned into a lovely potted fern for 6 minutes, became human again while being held onstage, picked their lute back up, rolled a nat 20 (+6 or +7), and played an EVEN BETTER rendition of careless whisper. Our warlock had the night of her life.

i literally dont even know how to respond to this. this is so fucking funny