#bardquest1

[missfinefeather]

[missfinefeather]

...yep, that’s about what I thought was going to happen.

[missfinefeather]

So many choices! You're like a kid in a candy store, and instead of candy, the kid finds a lot of cod pieces instead!

Oh my god...

WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!

I would just embed, but that thumbnail ^^;;;

I mean, it’s shampoo, but still...

[missfinefeather]

"We don't stock dildos here! And besides, haven't you heard about the city ordinance on homosexuality??"

I mean, he could have buying them FOR a woman...

I mean, you probably shouldn’t use regular ol’ dildos for guy on guy stuff since most of them are made specifically for vaginas. There’s a wide number of toys specifically for anal or oral play you should really consider. It’s important to do proper research as applying the wrong toy could do serious damage or even cause something to get stuck and that’s not a hospital visit you want to go on.

[missfinefeather]

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You keep setting me up comic...

[missfinefeather]

You lead your party outside the town to begin what you can only assume will be an insane dragon murderfest.

Prediction: Dragon will bit his cod piece. I can see it coming.

Your two companions are able-bodied, loyal, and clearly very intelligent.

...they can’t be all that intelligent considering they are following you around...

WHAAAATT???

THERE’S ONLY 10 PAGES LEFT, HOW ARE THERE THIS MANY CHOICES?

[missfinefeather]

Homosexuality is outlawed in this kingdom! Anyone caught in the act will be immediately locked up in the king's personal dungeon. He sends you on your way, however, with a gracious recommendation. If asked, you have no idea where it came from.

Why would it still be outlawed if the king is gay?

Then again, personal dungeon...

Hussie kind of has an obsession with gay people... Though, the gay jokes are a bit better here than in Jailbreak. I mean, at least there’s some social commentary.

[missfinefeather]

You point out the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

...I’ve never seen character point towards their own imagination bubble as evidence they could do something...