Mar 19, 2024
the best part in writing a barduil fic at work instead of actually doing my tasks is that im technically paid for it
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the best part in writing a barduil fic at work instead of actually doing my tasks is that im technically paid for it
BARDUIL scenario:
In which the ever so fashionable business tycoon Thranduil ends up in a boy/girl scout leader uniform.
It all started when he saw the adorably gorgeous Bard wearing one while helping his troop sell cookies. Somehow Thranduil ended up ordering 100 boxes of cookies - supposedly for his office mates, or so he made up in the moment - and signing himself up to be a troop leader to “give back to the community”. He had no idea what chaos would ensue - carting the troop around in a huge, dingy van, trying to sell cookies in the sweltering heat while warding off competing troops from their territory, and all the craziness that comes with camping…posion ivy, setting up 10+ tents, homesick and literally sick kids, swarms of bugs, encounters with wild animals, someone getting too spooked by scary stories by the fire, kids going off into the woods on their own and getting lost…it's a good thing Thranduil is actually a very skilled outdoorsman, always having an affinity for the forest.
Maybe reconnecting with nature, and sharing a tent with Bard, would make it all worth it.
Okay, I had to share this: Modern au with Bard and Thranduil together along with Bard's kids. One day, Thranduil picks up that 'Go the Fuck to Sleep' book as a joke. They laugh about it and then put it down. A couple of days later, they walk in on Tilda with her little voice reading that very book to her stuffed animals. Thranduil is freaking out silently because he brought that book into the house and he thinks Bard is going to be pissed. Bard is recording her on his phone, trying not to laugh.
This is too funny!!
I could definitely see Thranduil picking it up as a gag gift. As horrifying as it is to hear it, Bard can’t resist capturing the moment and they both have a laugh at it. After, they gently explain to Tilda that she can’t use that word anymore and take the book for safe keeping and to bring it out years later and retell the tale, video and all. xD
Thanks for sharing this cute and quirky AU! (^▽^)
Barduil AU where Bard and Thranduil are both artists. They’re working in a studio together, quiet and separate, until one of them drinks from their paint water cup instead of their water cup and makes a scene about it because “NASTYTASTEINMYMOUTHOHMYGODAMIGOINGTODIE?”
A new chapter of my cat!Bard fanfiction, Paws-itivity, is finally up. You can find it right here on ao3.
If anyone was wondering, this is about what Bard would look like in his full cat form.
Watch this music video and let’s talk Barduil FOR REAL.
Bard: Wow, you’re cute
Thranduil: What?
Bard: I said, WOW THOSE BOOTS!
F is for First
Kiddie Bard and Thranduil embark on their first day of kindergarten together and meet some new people along the way in the newest installment of Alphabet of Love!
Its been a while since I’ve been able to update this because it was just going so slow, but now here it is, more fluff and unnecessary Barduil cuteness, chapter 6!