#king bard

[mo0nbugs]

When they're rebuilding Dale I just know that they're decorating it with like a million carved illustrations of Bard killing Smaug

And Bard hhhhhhaaaaates it

[mooneyedmoth]

Take 2 on Bard and The Bardlings (the lovely Bilbo Baggins here once again for scale purposes)

[lieutenantbiscute]

Bard 🤝 Bilbo

Accidentally becoming an important part of the Northern Kingdoms

[welikeimagines-andfandoms]

Dracula Untold is how I invision King Bard

[starsilversword-art]

Barduilswapped race/species AU.

Honestly it's mostly me just wanting to give them different fashion/hairstyles and trying to justify it lmao. But I did think some stuff through.

I made Dale the elven kingdom and Mirkwood kinda like. Uh, I forget thier name, those woods dwelling men but, more refined slightly? Still feral af tho.

Dwarves are still the dwarves. (Although a bagginshield race swap would be cool)

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

So why does Netflix’s The Witcher have to go all wonky with the story and costuming and casting but also include canon bi Jaskier?

Why give me treats when the rest of the package is unsatisfying? Why must you make me suffer like this?

Also why Radovid. Why the icky bad guy. I think the scenes I’ve seen of them are fucking *lovely* but it doesn’t make up for the whole... everything else wrong with Radovid 

Joey Batey is fab but otherwise? Cry 

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Time for more Witcher fanfiction, which I’ve found much more satisfying than any of the actual canon media anyway 

[girlishruler]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote a sequel! PLEASE READ IT.

[soldierofsappho]