#bargain!!!

[killian-whump]

Special Giveaway!!!

I’m running a once-in-a-lifetime giveaway RIGHT NOW!!

That’s right! The giveaway is happening right now, this very second, as you read these words!! In fact, AS you’re reading these words, you’re pledging your eternal soul and $15 million to the charitable cause known as my digital wallet.

And I use “pledged” and “donated” synonymously, so the cash will be taken immediately out of your bank account and your soul is now mine.

WELCOME TO THE DIGITAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m gonna be so fucking rich, you have no idea...

[kaijudork-archive-blog]

tbh I think that in the year 3000 freddos will be so small they'll have to come in little bags like mini cheddars

but they'll be 50 quid a bag