Jan 23
Its not a competition
based off that one onion article
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Its not a competition
based off that one onion article
It's amazing how Blue Lock, the soccer manga, does harem romance better than actual harem romance anime.
Like not even a joke.
Isagi is so good at rizzing up these motherfuckers, it's like a fucking art form.
It's like it moved up in difficulty level with each romantic casualty too.
First was Bachira, who was easy as hell because he's a friendly, but lonely ass guy, and he saw the potential in Isagi immediately.
Then it was Kunigami, who was also kinda easy, just pass to him, and he'll give you his meat.
Then it was Chigiri, who was a bit more of an ice princess, but Isagi melted him down pretty quick.
Then it was the slacker Nagi, who doesn't give a shit about anything, until Isagi shows him the way.
Then Isagi proceeds to seduce BAROU, a guy who literally hated his guts and didn't think anything of him. Now that bitch actually uses his name and wants to crush him and outright talks to him unprompted, which is NUTS.
And then it was RIN.
A guy who seemed literally impossible to rizz, due to his brother complex, but then Isagi and Rin teaming up for the U-20 match changed him.
And it's like...DAMN.
Harem romance wishes it was this good with build up and character development!
It's literally a sliding scale of difficulty.
Now Isagi just needs to seduce Kaiser, and then we can call him the god of charisma.
ISAGI YOICHI DESERVES MORE RESPECT.
Minor rant incoming:
It fuckin pisses me off that people underestimate Isagi so much, like even after he's leaving people in the dust left and right and is now a terrifying player in his own right, he's still treated like some- some weakling?! What the fuck?!
Its like he has to prove his worth with every fuckin match, to every single fucking person, every single time. They all act like he's beneath them and finally catching up. They all go on about like "Omg Isagi so weak he gotta compensate for it with his smarts"
Like. Bitch. No. His smarts is fucking crushing all of you. Oh my god. His smart is a weapon that is so fuckin terrifying but everyone's like "Uwu isagi, ur lucky, barely scraped by the skin of ur teeth there" like. Fuck off omg, he destroyed u. Stfu.
He's already devoured Barou, Chigiri, Nagi, Reo, Aiku: fuckin Rin and Shidou (although briefly) even before the U-20 MATCH BEGAN.. And yet they are considered better players in blue-lock verse?! Like mf in what world does that make sense?!
ITOSHI SAE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO I SEE PROPERLY RESPECTING ISAGI'S POTENTIAL, HE DIDN'T SAY SHIT LIKE 'I underestimated you' or 'lucky shot'
NO, HE FUCKIN ACKNOWLEDEGED ISAGI AS A STRIKER AND A POWEFUL ONE AT THAT (RIGHTLY SO) AND THEN MOVED THE FUCK ON.
His observational skills are a weapon, people gotta stop acting like physical weapons are the only ones that count. Isagi been breaking them weapons left and right with his mf brain. Ong.
And the NEL. God the fucking NEL.
He's keeping up with kaiser. I'd go so far as to say, he's managing to beat the fucking shit out of kaiser and in such a short while no less, working with the pitifully small pieces of advice that he himself has to go ask Noa for. We havent seen him recieve any other mentorship.
HE FUCKING IMPROVED HIS LEFT FOOT SO FUCKING MUCH IN LIKE- 10 DAYS. WITHOUT WHATEVER FUCKIN STEROIDS EGO WAS GIVING KUNIGAMI. AND HE MANAGED TO EVEN CONVERT IT INTO A USEFUL WEAPON?!
He devoured fuckin Chris motherfuckin' Prince. And adult. World's no. 2. And people just?? Brush over that?! Like mf. What do u want from him. What more do u want from him.
AND HE'S DOING ALL THIS WHILE HIS SHOTS HAVE BEEN GETTING BLOCKED AND STOLEN LEFT AND RIGHT BY HIS OWN TEAMMATES (FELLOW BLUE-LOCKERS INCLUDED)
My boy deserves so much more respect from like. Every single fucking person in bluelock verse.
I WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS. ISAGI YOICHI DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER-
He'll cuss you out if you interrupt his post-match Isagi time
The rest of the Ubers team @ Barou :
I remembered an old meme where one character is disgusted with themselves for liking a person they can't stand. Of course I had to make a Blue Lock version of how I see some ships:
Say hello barousagi nation IM ONE OF YOU GGUYS 😓😓
Blue Lock kiss meme Isagi loving time. (If I make a part 2, who else should I add?)