#barrie-merry

[castroneves]

Top 5 feral indycar moments

omg i have a playlist on youtube

simon and josef’s autograph battle

drivers of the corn

how to speak english like a southerner

josef cramming an entire grilled cheese sandwich into his gaping maw in mere seconds while mikhail aleshin looks on in horror

penske games escape room (simon literally just smashing everything like a barbarian)

“gnomes at sniping positions”

honorable mentions:

robert making hinch cry laugh in a press conference for NO reason

helio’s april fools prank

2016 season blooper reel

[thevezinamonologues-blog]

Nate Mack for the wiki articles?

Guy Goma

You were sitting at the dining room table, drinking your tea and reading quietly as Nate called in to some local entertainment podcast to record an interview. He had his phone on speaker and seemed a little worried. (It was a valid worry, you supposed. An entertainment podcast. Hockey players being interviewed wasn’t exactly the epitome of entertaining.) They greeted him before starting the interview. As they introduced him, both of your eyes got wide. 

“Hello, we’re here with actor Nathan Fillion....”

You barely hid your snort, trying to stay quiet as tears of mirth filled your eyes. Nate looked so awkward and uncomfortable, 

They kept asking him questions. He kept trying to answer them. You had to excuse yourself to bury your face in a pillow and laugh for a solid five minutes.

Send me a hockey player and I’ll randomly give them an interesting wikipedia article (and maybe a blurb inspired by it)

[santners]

how big is the love for Kyle Edmund

here is a hand scale on my love for kyle

[squilliamnylander]

I mean my sudden attraction to Biz started because I see him more often now and I'm like 'oh man this boi thicc, I'm into it'

is he thicc? Is this a bad time to admit I don’t really know what he looks like?? idk his face is so forgettable to me

I’m not judging any of you, i swear, I just do not understand !!!!!

[thevezinamonologues-blog]

Hello bby you been knew me so idk what to put lmao but I'd love a ship! <3

I ship u with farm-ass dumb boy

How You Met: He needed a napkin at a fast food place. You were standing in front of the napkin dispenser. He couldn’t remember the word “napkin”.

[castroneves]

Top 5 Spelling Mistakes I've made and/or shitposts from me

this is so hard there are literally SO many

[thevezinamonologues-blog]

The Horse Girl (Erik Johnson)

Ok this isn’t an imagine or drabble but just a note because the Colorado Avalanche has the highest % of any team in the NHL in my opinion of men who actually can do useful things like cook and be adults so like... I love them. Anyway that’s all.

ONTO THE BLURB:

You didn’t know why you decided to opt for the stress of hosting a summer BBQ with the team and their partners over the summer just 3 weeks after you and Erik moved in together, but you did and it was too late to back out now. You were making 4 different sides, and some people had offered to bring others, and Erik was in charge of the meat (and veggie-meat). You got changed into something a little nicer than your shorts and tee shirt and got started on the pasta salad when Erik came into the kitchen and wrapped his arms around your middle, mumbling in your ear about how good that dress looked on you. Needless to say, you barely got yourself back together and out of the bedroom before Tyson arrived early to make sure the ice cream stock was up to par.

[thevezinamonologues-blog]

The St.Louis Blues? (Factor a whole ass bae, I know)

A WHOLE ASS MEAL U DAMN RIGHT BABE

Ryan O’Reilly - hair pulling

Colton Parayko - most sensitive nipples in the NHL do not @ me

Vladimir Tarasenko - temperature play

Carl Gunnarsson -fingering (giving and receiving)

Brayden Schenn - sexting

give me a team and I’ll tell you my top 5 players and their #1 kinks