#barrygrylls

[torterrass]

Barry I need to tell you something.

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barry-grylls replied to your post:SCREW YOU ALL I’M OUT. *walks the hell away*

:^(

COme with me then I don't know!

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barry-grylls replied to your post:WYNAUT TAKe a CRAZY CHANCE WYNAUGHT DO A CRAZY DANCE

NO NOT THIS TIME

WAIT. Is it that kid who looks like you? Burl? He likes puns doesn't he...

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barry-grylls replied to your post:All you want for your birthday is a big booty hoenn.

WHAT WHAT WHAT

What...?

[torterrass]

#I CANT BELIEVE IM STILL SQUIRREL SHOTA

BELIEVE IT.

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HONEY!!!

We kissed by accident:[] continue kissing[] smile[] awkward[x] walk away I’M NOT GAY[] be like wtf [] kiss you backIf you hugged me:[] hug you back[x] let you I guess. You’ll just keep doing it anyway[] hug you heaps more[] push you awayWould I date you?[] yes[x] no I’M. NOT. GAY[] maybe[] probably[] already have[] we currently areYou should:[x] text me nerd[] talk to me more[] come see me [] leave me alone!

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all the symbols >:D!

morning text

Wake up or I’ll kill you.

angry text

I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

drunk text

im gooonna kill uou whhen i see you bery

vague text

I swear it was an accident.

worried text

Hey. Are you dead? Text back if you’re not.

text not meant for you

I love you Reggie..

text that should never have been sent

I like boobs, but I dunno…guys give me shivers.

saucy text

You should come over my house and play video games with me…or other stuff….no no just video games. You jerk.

long winded confessing text 

I didn’t accidentally fall into you. It was on purpose. Sorry. I don’t apologize very often, so you better be grateful I’m doing this…you asshole.

misguided advice

You should definitely put your finger in the electrical socket while it’s wet. It’s awesome.

desperate text

DUDE. I was joking about killing you. GET OVER IT. Damn sorry about shouting, I’ll try to control my temper or whatever. Just text me back, you shithead.

congratulatory text

Congrats on not being dead today.

[sapphilinze]

"Hey there. Ya look kinda like my Junior! I'm Sath. And you're-?"