#barsimmeon higgs

[unlikablefemaleprotagonist]

DIED: BORN:

tomorrow 2024

WELCOME BACK PLUG STRUTT

[sootchild]

Never Stop Blowing Up

Ep1 Be Kind, Rewind

I went with mine and my husband highlight jokes. Finally got him to join me in watching some D20!

D20 Masterpost || Ep2

[man-peach-reborn]

Say hi awesome action heroes

Bonus:

[katkafe]

a one million year old man, the hottest piece of ass in lake elsinore, a strip mall security guard, and her ex-ex-husband go to the netherlands. craziest boys’ night in the world

[marvisions]

The flirtation between Usha and Barsimmeon gets even funnier when you realize the concept of huge hunk Damian Bane having something with skinny nerd G13 is exactly the type of shit that makes fandoms go insane over here

[remarcely]

Okay so The Shadow Falcons are definitely people in Never Stop Blowing Up that are either trapped there from the real world or gained self-awareness that they're in a tape that resets and are attempting to prevent it from doing so, to keep the tape running. Forever.

I like to believe that it's entirely the fault of Barsimmeon Higgs.

That man has spent so much time- an insane amount of time some might say- fucking around and never finding out, purely because he could just wait for the tape to reset to avoid the consequences. Sure, a friend of his died, he trapped random celebrities for eternity, and it appears that others spread throughout the world may have gotten trapped too.

But Barsimmeon is fine.

At the end of the day, all he has to do is rewind the tape and slot it back into his VHS player. He gets to be Damian Bane, a man with more muscle than should be conceptionally possible, and run around having fun without the pain in his joints from his age, without wondering what the next day brings because he's watched it thousands of times.

The world of Never Stop Blowing Up is straight up insane, but it's Barsimmeon Higgs that has been consistently making an effort to match that crazy. To be a bystander in that tape... no wonder they want things to change.

Perhaps it's not such a bad idea after all.

[the-southern-cereal-king]

“Izzy retches and rekha moans” is one of the funniest captions in dimension 20 history

[los-enemigos]

How horrified do you think G13 was that Usha (the old lady from the store piloting his body) was flirting with Damien Fucking Bane, this absolute wall of a man who's known for murdering people left and right without any sense of which side he's on (and who could snap G13 like a twig)

Like the existential horror of not being in control of your own body is bad enough but imagine the thing that IS in control of your body is really trying to fuck this absolute unit of a man (who you just discovered is also an old man . from the store . This store is the bane of your existence)