#bartop talks

[the-grandline-bartender]

[Long weary sigh]

Call me when you need Red Hair physically removed from the bar.

He's drinking from that abomination of a cup again I can feel it.

@hawkeyes-mihawk

I will, Hawkeyes. Don't worry. He's in a very... spirited competition with the Straw Hats' Navigator right now. Girl puts it away like no one I've ever seen.

[the-grandline-bartender]

I AM COOKED HE FOUND US-

THE ONE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED ASK US TO GET HIM DAMN KITCHEN APPLIANCES

ME AND LAW ARE COOKED

-👾✨

GET. YOUR. ASSES. OUT.

@trafalgar-official BOTH OF YOU GET HIM WHAT HE WANTS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

[the-grandline-bartender]

꩜ SHISHISHISHI!! COMING THROUGH!! ꩜

Crashes into the bar-!

MEAT.

@namis-pain-in-the-ass ((In gear 5!))

I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER GOD TO SWEAR TO.

Ahem.

Hi Luffy— you're gonna have to share. I'm, ah— there's another you that is ALSO currently consuming WAY too much meat— I'll work on finding some more for you both if I can manage to lure a Sea King closer.

[the-grandline-bartender]

ah- hello ♪! Could I just have a whisky on the rocks? A double please, if you could? and is it alright if I smoke in here?

-@violetdesert

A double on the rocks, coming right up. You can smoke, yeah. Need a light?

I'm surprised to see Rain Dinners' own nightingale in my bar— surprised, but delighted.

[the-grandline-bartender]

Hello my dear friend.

May I order a buster call.

-👾✨

Yeah, Sparks, 'Course. Just the one to start? Anything else with that?

[the-grandline-bartender]

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[the-grandline-bartender]

....

Pops...?

[the-grandline-bartender]

Sake.

Please.

...

Y.. yeah...

Yes, sir. Yes sir, right away.