The Best Damn Bartender on the Grand Line!

Bartender and Owner of the Blue Rose Bar!

[the-grandline-bartender]

Hey everyone!

Decided it might be best to make a blog to help bring the customers in, I run the best mobile bar on the Grand Line: Blue Rose Bar!

Pirates, Revs, Marines, civilians, what-have-you, all are welcome for a drink as long as you follow the rules:

When you're here, all you are is a person. Leave the conflict at the door, and don't forget to tip your bartender!

Cheers! 🍻

~

ABOUT ME:

Adult blog (and Mod is an adult!) feel free to interact as such!

She/They Pronouns primarily, but any are fine.

Please be respectful!

I'm the Bartender/Bartending Anon, though the character I'm roleplaying as has their own lore that I'll be seeding out here and there as we go!

This blog is purely for fun and is ENTIRELY FAN MADE. I don't claim to own, advertise, or distribute any part of One Piece or affiliated content.

Posting Tags

Posts: cleaning the glass

Reblogs: Bartop talks

Asks: what'll it be

Roleplay: RP / slides you a drink

Ooc: OOC / out of character

Information about our Bartender: Lore Drop

[the-grandline-bartender]

[*”sparks” slides up into a seat at the bar smiling swaying to unplayed music*]

Heyyyyy sista mmm could I get a Radler and do you have buzz balls?

- @sparks-and-glitches-official

[Rell beams.]

No buzz balls, but I've got enough beer back here to choke even Kaidou.

[She lowers her voice just enough.]

All of you having fun over there?

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

[*he beams at the last part not even lowering his own voice to speak*]

The kids asleep FUCK YEAH! Callum is in shot gun currently and the other two are doing gods knows what- Callum want a punk hazard also!

[*He leans against the counter*]

Das ist verdammt episch – so viel Spaß hatte ich schon mein ganzes Leben lang nicht mehr!

[the-grandline-bartender]

Na ja, hab nicht den ganzen Spaß für dich allein!

[Rell's smile is wide as she shoots Sparks a wink.]

One punk hazard, coming up!

[portgas-official]

Let me know when you need that open bar, Ace!

I'll whip up something for you and the Husband (isn't that something?) First before everyone else!

@the-grandline-bartender

RELL!!!! Rell, I’m so fucking happy Rell this is the best day of my life and youre all here and this fucking RULES and- WOW my throat is so dry from crying…

maybe a water to start..?

also Ehehe is BANNED from the bar.

[the-grandline-bartender]

I'm aware of that fact yes.

Water to start! Of course. You need to stay hydrated for the celebration! So do I, after that. Whoo.

... congratulations, Ace. I'm so— I'm so happy for you. I can't— I don't even have the words. :)

[portgas-official]

it’s been a total whirlwind since like..day one outta the grave! I feel like things might finally start settling into place after this…

[the-grandline-bartender]

I know. Nika, believe me, I know.

I hope you're right. You of all people deserve some peace and quiet.

[the-grandline-bartender]

[*”sparks” slides up into a seat at the bar smiling swaying to unplayed music*]

Heyyyyy sista mmm could I get a Radler and do you have buzz balls?

- @sparks-and-glitches-official

[Rell beams.]

No buzz balls, but I've got enough beer back here to choke even Kaidou.

[She lowers her voice just enough.]

All of you having fun over there?

[sabo-offical]

colors trap: laughter yellow 🎨

- @miss-goldenweek-official

nNOOHAHAHAA AHAHAEHAHSHHAHAHAA AHAHAWHAHRHHAAHHAHSHSHAHA DIEAHAHHAHAHAA

[portgas-official]

AT MY FUCKING WEDDING?????

[the-grandline-bartender]

ACE, NAPKIN. PAINT. NOW!

⬜️

[portgas-official]

Let me know when you need that open bar, Ace!

I'll whip up something for you and the Husband (isn't that something?) First before everyone else!

@the-grandline-bartender

RELL!!!! Rell, I’m so fucking happy Rell this is the best day of my life and youre all here and this fucking RULES and- WOW my throat is so dry from crying…

maybe a water to start..?

also Ehehe is BANNED from the bar.

[the-grandline-bartender]

I'm aware of that fact yes.

Water to start! Of course. You need to stay hydrated for the celebration! So do I, after that. Whoo.

... congratulations, Ace. I'm so— I'm so happy for you. I can't— I don't even have the words. :)

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

LETS GOOOOOOO!

CONGRATS TO THE MARRIED COUPLE!!!

[the-grandline-bartender]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

[the-grandline-bartender]

WHO IS ACE GETTING MARRIED TO I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD💔

... Oh, anon, where have you been!

No, no, he's alive! He's getting married to Yamato, we're in Wano right now for his wedding!

[the-grandline-bartender]

Yo sis you ready for the wedding????

-👾✨

I THINK SO— oh, I have to promise myself I won't cry— I'm actually wearing MAKEUP for once, Sparks. And a goddamn DRESS.

... for a while, at least. I brought a change of clothes just in case the dress gets to be too much!

...

...

I can't believe my brother is getting married...

｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

I got tissues just in case AND SAME- I am truly wearing a suit and bow tie.

I know your gonna look absolutely stunning and this wedding is gonna be beautiful

[the-grandline-bartender]

I just don't want anything to go wrong, you know? I mean, I packed Slugger for a reason... I just—

He deserves to be happy. This is huge. And Yamato— I'm meeting him for the first time, and— oh, Nika, I just want today to be perfect for Ace.

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

Aurelia… It's gonna be perfect and if someone tries something I'll turn them into a puppet and throw them into the ocean

Think on the bright side drunk dancing and a party afterwards

[the-grandline-bartender]

[Rell laughs tearfully.]

Get in line. I'll hypnotize them into the ocean myself. And I know you'd have to be stupid to try anything with a gathering of pirates and powerhouses this big... I just hope nobody's that stupid.

They look so happy up there... ｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

You know me..and I won't. I won't highly doubt someone will fuck up this day….

[* He smiles as his features relax before looking over at her again tears falling from his eyes*]

It a beautiful isn't it…

[the-grandline-bartender]

[Rell catches the subtle shift, and her own features gentle. She plucks a tissue from the packet and hands it to him.]

Yeah. Yeah, it is, isn't it? Here.

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

Thank you…

[*He took the tissue and held it carefully in his hands*]

I like this wedding more than the ones... I have been too in the past….they look truly happy….

[the-grandline-bartender]

They do. They really do. This is what weddings are supposed to be, you know? Not... that.

It's a kind of happiness I think everyone strives for. Or should strive for. Not the wedding specifically... but the joy they bring.

[the-grandline-bartender]

i go live my life for six hours I come back and you're MARRIED and I cant find out to who WHO ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED TO RELL

I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED!! ACE IS!

This is just what I'm wearing to the wedding! For a while, at least!!

[the-grandline-bartender]

Yo sis you ready for the wedding????

-👾✨

I THINK SO— oh, I have to promise myself I won't cry— I'm actually wearing MAKEUP for once, Sparks. And a goddamn DRESS.

... for a while, at least. I brought a change of clothes just in case the dress gets to be too much!

...

...

I can't believe my brother is getting married...

｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

I got tissues just in case AND SAME- I am truly wearing a suit and bow tie.

I know your gonna look absolutely stunning and this wedding is gonna be beautiful

[the-grandline-bartender]

I just don't want anything to go wrong, you know? I mean, I packed Slugger for a reason... I just—

He deserves to be happy. This is huge. And Yamato— I'm meeting him for the first time, and— oh, Nika, I just want today to be perfect for Ace.

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

Aurelia… It's gonna be perfect and if someone tries something I'll turn them into a puppet and throw them into the ocean

Think on the bright side drunk dancing and a party afterwards

[the-grandline-bartender]

[Rell laughs tearfully.]

Get in line. I'll hypnotize them into the ocean myself. And I know you'd have to be stupid to try anything with a gathering of pirates and powerhouses this big... I just hope nobody's that stupid.

They look so happy up there... ｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

You know me..and I won't. I won't highly doubt someone will fuck up this day….

[* He smiles as his features relax before looking over at her again tears falling from his eyes*]

It a beautiful isn't it…

[the-grandline-bartender]

[Rell catches the subtle shift, and her own features gentle. She plucks a tissue from the packet and hands it to him.]

Yeah. Yeah, it is, isn't it? Here.

[the-grandline-bartender]

THE WEDDING ATTIRE!

base by mellon_soup on Patreon!

Thank you all for the braid advice, I'll try other braid styles soon 🩵🩵

[the-grandline-bartender]

Yo sis you ready for the wedding????

-👾✨

I THINK SO— oh, I have to promise myself I won't cry— I'm actually wearing MAKEUP for once, Sparks. And a goddamn DRESS.

... for a while, at least. I brought a change of clothes just in case the dress gets to be too much!

...

...

I can't believe my brother is getting married...

｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

I got tissues just in case AND SAME- I am truly wearing a suit and bow tie.

I know your gonna look absolutely stunning and this wedding is gonna be beautiful

[the-grandline-bartender]

I just don't want anything to go wrong, you know? I mean, I packed Slugger for a reason... I just—

He deserves to be happy. This is huge. And Yamato— I'm meeting him for the first time, and— oh, Nika, I just want today to be perfect for Ace.

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

Aurelia… It's gonna be perfect and if someone tries something I'll turn them into a puppet and throw them into the ocean

Think on the bright side drunk dancing and a party afterwards

[the-grandline-bartender]

[Rell laughs tearfully.]

Get in line. I'll hypnotize them into the ocean myself. And I know you'd have to be stupid to try anything with a gathering of pirates and powerhouses this big... I just hope nobody's that stupid.

They look so happy up there... ｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

[the-grandline-bartender]

Yo sis you ready for the wedding????

-👾✨

I THINK SO— oh, I have to promise myself I won't cry— I'm actually wearing MAKEUP for once, Sparks. And a goddamn DRESS.

... for a while, at least. I brought a change of clothes just in case the dress gets to be too much!

...

...

I can't believe my brother is getting married...

｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

[sparks-and-glitches-official]

I got tissues just in case AND SAME- I am truly wearing a suit and bow tie.

I know your gonna look absolutely stunning and this wedding is gonna be beautiful

[the-grandline-bartender]

I just don't want anything to go wrong, you know? I mean, I packed Slugger for a reason... I just—

He deserves to be happy. This is huge. And Yamato— I'm meeting him for the first time, and— oh, Nika, I just want today to be perfect for Ace.

[portgas-official]

[Rell shoots Ace an encouraging thumbs up, already VERY clearly trying not to cry]

@the-grandline-bartender

[ Ace gives her a small wave, and a VERY nervous smile in return. ]

[the-grandline-bartender]

[She mouths 'breathe,' and mimes an inhale. Then, with another encouraging nod, she clasps her hands in front of her.]

[the-grandline-bartender]

Yo sis you ready for the wedding????

-👾✨

I THINK SO— oh, I have to promise myself I won't cry— I'm actually wearing MAKEUP for once, Sparks. And a goddamn DRESS.

... for a while, at least. I brought a change of clothes just in case the dress gets to be too much!

...

...

I can't believe my brother is getting married...

｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

[the-grandline-bartender]

Huh. I wonder who...

.... not again...

@trafalgar-official

[trafalgar-official]

...I hope you know I will be making frequent visits to the open bar after the wedding ceremony tonight.

[the-grandline-bartender]

Don't say it, Rell, don't say it.

I am FULLY anticipating that fact, Traf.