#baseball blorbo

[livingintheglitterbaby]

i love how everybody loves joc pederson because i really love joc pederson.

dodgers joc? the og. classic and absolutely fantastic. a champ.

cubs joc? short lived but super cute. made friends with everybody. got a waffle maker.

braves joc? powerful. stunning. unmatched. fashion icon. blonde. pearls. rizzo’s stolen bat. a champ again.

giants joc? gets slapped and he’s still the coolest person in the room.

i really love joc pederson.

[livingintheglitterbaby]

If only Rizzo had gone basically (almost) anywhere else, my happiness would be at 99% with how the FA went (not 100 bc I’ll always want Bryzzo to be Cubs, sigh) but as he’s in that team from hell, I’m at 85 or something like that.

Anyway, good for KB, good for Freddie, good for Schwarbs, good for Kershaw! And whatever, I love Rizzo anyway.

Thank you for coming to my Free Agency ‘22 TED talk.

[livingintheglitterbaby]

Three-homer night for Rizzo, my beloved 🥲 always happy to see him thriving 💙

[livingintheglitterbaby]

I think I have no words anymore. Unbelievable, really.

[livingintheglitterbaby]

Freddie’s finally signed and I feel that I can finally have some rest!!!!

[livingintheglitterbaby]

I have not the slightest idea of why the Rockies signed KB, BUT I am happy for him. Get the money and the no-trade clause that you deserve, honey!

Plus, he’ll hit dingers for ages while looking lovely in purple. Can’t wait to see what he does this season 💜💜💜

[livingintheglitterbaby]

Look at my himbo boy Belli looking all happy 🥺 so rooting for him to bounce back and have a year that looks like his ‘21 postseason 💙

[livingintheglitterbaby]

KERSHAW IS BACK!!!!!!

KERSHAW IS BACK!!!!!!

KERSHAW IS BACK!!!!!!

KERSHAW IS BACK!!!!!!