#baseballpost

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oh to be a baseball getting THWACKED by kyle schwarber's bat sailing 415 feet in the air

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harper's gonna get eliminated in the first round bc he can't get those sweet sweet daddypitcher pitches this year

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when ur dad is ur pitcher........sickos voice: ha ha yessss!!!!

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okay teenage girl

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nola pitching tomorrow against a guy with a 5 ERA average....another anaheim/edmonton game incoming ugh

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i get so gay off that jhoan duran 102 mph fastball

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phillies don't blow a lead challenge IMPOSSIBLE

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phillies rpf contenders from my #observations:

jhoan duran and jt realmuto- toxic age gap pitcher/catcher yaoi where realmuto is tortured by demons bc of his raging homophobia but he can't help it bc he gets so gay off of jhoan's 100+ mph pitches and sexy saves

bryce harper and kyle schwarber- superstar4superstar two home run leaders on the team and they're competitive asf but also they can't help but wuv each other (that face cradle picture was 🚬)

alec bohm and justin crawford- no substantial reasoning for this other than i think they're both cute and it would be like 😊☺️

honorable mention: sometimes i see trea turner sitting in the dugout with this like haunted look on his face and he's either seeing the quinn hughes ghosts or he's mad that his teammates are being gay without him and won't somebody just let him innn