Sep 30, 2019
best and worst part about being on the hockey team ?
* “ 𝖇𝖊𝖘𝖙 — my ass looks fucking great from being bent over all day & i’m probably stronger than half the pricks who hit on me at the gym . ”
* “ 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖙 is each god damned game , i feel like i just had a night of frenzied , all-consuming hate sex from how sore i am , which coincidentally leaves me out of commission for any late night activities i might actually want to debauch myself with . ”