magnus protocols episode 24 ramble
so it's my birthdayyyy 💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️ and also the. the first day. of school. so i no longer get to watch the clock change to 11 and listen to the podcast with everyone else 🙁 first day of senior year though (LET ME OUT OF HERE)
oh i'm so excited i waited all day for this and have stayed off tumblr the whole time
gwenny :[ i love you
wtf no honey you're absolutely not going on another assignment?? wtf?? babe. babe. don't do this to yourself. nonononono stop have you ever heard of icarus???
also lena cares and i love her
the glitch on "thank you" ?? oh she doesn't want this and i don't either
OMG NORRIS HIIIIIII
nanny cam... why tf did you name your baby rupert that's an adult man name
oh wtf that's creepy your kid should have normal eyes
i'm worried. i am worried. i am worried. your baby should have a normal tongue.
see i don't like this because celia has a baby and i just want her to have one happy part in her life and please keep jack safe
OH SHIT WAIT WTF??? CELIA KNOWS THIS WOMAN
this baby loves celia and this baby is scaring me
this is just making me really sad like this mom loves her son and that's not her son and i'm hearing increasingly scary background noises and i hate this for me
BLOOD? YOUR BLOOD? HONEY. GET RID OF THAT BABY I'M SORRY THAT'S NOT A HUMAN BABY
these noises are becoming animal-like and i'm actually really unsettled. props to whoever wrote this because wtf.
health visitor's gotta be evil tOO WHAT TF A BABY SHOULD NOT MAKE THOSE FUCKING NOISES MAAM
YEAH I GOT THAT.
poor patricia :(
wtf is the baby eating her flesh hhhhhhhhhhhh stop the noises stop the NOISES i'm. i'm at a loss.
celia are you not addressing this. celia you were mentioned. did she get that statement? i don't know who got it
oh alice honey 😭😭😭 also fuck you sam. lowkey. what the hell man. i don't think i love him.
SHE'S SO SCARED AND I'M CRYING I'M TOO TIRED TO HOLD IT TOGETHER
SAM I FUCKING CANNOT WITH YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU RN SAM. CELIA I ADORE YOU PLEASE HELP US PLEASE
WHY DO YOU ONLY LISTEN WHEN IT'S CELIA??? ALSO WTF "what do we do about it?" MAYBE FUCKIN. LISTEN TO ALICE. SHUT UP MAN SHUT UP?? STFU???
GOD DAMMIT CELIA
I CAN'T WITH YOU
WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA SHE'S?? SHE'S??? MY WIFE???? I'M CRYING AGAIN 🙁
hyperventilating. basira i'm in love with you deputy head of st. luke's.
WAS SHE EVER A POLICE OFFICER PLEASE TELL ME SHE WASN'T. OH MY GOD SHE GOT OUT SHE'S OKAY. PLEASE HAVE NO TIES TO THE INSTITUTE THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HAD. BASIRA DEPUTY HEAD AU.
oh celia i know what you are celia i know what you are
bawling my eyes out genuinely bawling
rusty quill thank you and also wtf.