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Author: basketofnovas

Fandom: The Old Guard

Rating: Teen

Pairing: Andy | Andromache of Scythia/Quynh | Noriko

Summary: In the eighties, Quynh is rescued by a marine archaeologist, and finds herself in an alien world with no easy way to contact Andromache - or even know she's alive.

Words: 12,055

#the old guard #andy/quynh #basketofnovas

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#fth2022 #fan fiction #harry potter #basketofnovas #fth

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imagine, the judge says something about her food being too/insufficiently ethnic and erzsi punches him

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TOO SPICY I’LL SHOW YOU TOO FUCKING SPICY” erzsi leaps over her prep station to wrestle the judge to the floor

#basketofnovas #replies #IF ANYTHING THAT DISH IS UNDERSPICED #FOR THE JUDGES WEAK LITTLE BABY TASTEBUDS #WHICH CANT HANDLE THE POWER OF ERZSIS MIGHTY COOKING #that scene from the pilot of b99 when santiago drinks the hot sauce to prove shes tough? thats erzsi #except erzsi enjoys it #its a miracle rod survived being married to her with his delicate tummy #aph khaleesi #hetalia

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in the sequel, both italy brothers team up against him to make sure he loses

literally its the only reason they come back onto the show. only to make sure that francis gets cut in the first round

#basketofnovas #replies #i love the italies but they are Petty Little Fuckers #anyway its a nice family bonding experience for them. and then erzsi probably takes feli out & feli has to go home to Weep over the Betrayal #it was nothing personal but erzsi Must Win #she will even Moderate Her Paprika Usage and Cook Her Meat Beyond Extremely Rare #aph pissy pasta #aph pasta patoot #aph baguette #rest in fuck francis. at least u could beat most of ur immediate neighbors probably #hetalia

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imagine how angry francis is that he didn’t win

francis: NOBODY APPRECIATES MY WORK

lovino, under his breath: nobody appreciates you at all

#basketofnovas #replies #feli less under his breath: nobody appreciates ur ART THEFT #they tolerate each other...deep down....very deep down...a little #the whole thing just degenerates into a really embarrassing slap fight #aph baguette #aph pissy pasta #hetalia

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yao wins mostly because he’s spent more time in a kitchen than anyone else. arthur tries to enter but is physically prevented by everyone who has ever eaten his cooking.

yao has cooked with no food and made it taste good he’s a shoe-in you think replacing his entire prep station with a high chair can stop him think again you whippersnappers

meanwhile the moment art gets off a plane into the us al immediately nominates him for worst cooks in america. he is kicked off after the first episode for almost burning down the set

#basketofnovas #replies #i dont know what show al would be on but hes probably fried lucky charms and decided that it tasted good #al just fucking hangs with guy fieri or something #art cries bc simon majumdar insulted his food HIS OWN PEOPLE ARE BETRAYING HIM #aph old as balls #aph caterpillar #hetalia

basketofnovas a réagi à votre billet :i feel like ivan is basically one of those...

he makes memes obscurely referencing, like, the Kievan Rus and That One Time The Tsar Did That Thing In The Fifteenth Century

and then ivan emails them to everyone in the un, down to junior secretaries and security guards

#basketofnovas #replies #he wants his humor to be appreciated #the entire un all has an email filter dedicated to putting the 15 emails sent from moscow at like 2:38 am moscow time #all containing image macros of tsar ivan the whateverth captioned in cyrillic impact font #into a specific folder #people getting woken up at 4 am by ivan texting them pictures of him slavsquatting in inadvisable locations #hes perfectly sober the entire time this is just how ivan has fun #aph chill out #hetalia #some of the memes are actually pretty funny but U Had To Be There so like...maybe 2 people laugh at them

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what sabotages do you think they’d use

definitely the food theft/replacing food with shitty food/food destruction (if either of them gets a head of garlic it is Gone within 2 seconds) and also the sabotages that make the victim do something pointless and time-consuming like that one where the dude had to find the one marked grain of rice in a bowl of rice without taking any of the grains out. also its not technically a sabotage but they both try to fake each other out by bidding ridiculously high amounts of money until one of them is paying 20k to remove the other ones knife. at the end a third party wins bc they spent so much time/money/energy going after each other that whoever made it to the third round had like $200 left and no more energy

#basketofnovas #replies #and felis super paggro about it too all like 'aw well u were bidding so much for it i just HAVE to give this one to u :)))'#anyway they both get smoked by yao in the end #erzsi gets booted in one of the first two rounds for using an entire pound of paprika #rod just Gives Up. he wants to go bake in friendship kitchen #lud has a competitive spirit but is too stingy with his money and gets flustered if hes sabotaged #basch literally tries to haggle alton down from $500 #this would be a complete shitshow of an ep and i want to see it #also i just want to see yao in a round with anyone at all who's like 'i'm giving this asian flair'#and yao just looks them in the eye and says 'thats just soy sauce'#feli does hug alton probably #i have watched...so much ctk in the last 2 weeks its bad folks #'...asian flair' [cut to yao staring dead eyed into the camera]#aph pasta patoot #aph pissy pasta #hetalia

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