#bastard content

[pale--monster]

I've had this bastard in my drawing folder for months, so here take him

[almasystem]

ted: do we play instruments or do the instruments play us

bill, wearily: did your brain cells come back with us from hell

[almasystem]

bill saying "Ted! ...Ted..." when he accidentally shoves ted down the stairs and then sees the suit of armour getting stabbed is the softest thing ever i'll fight you

[almasystem]

me: bill and ted aren't dumb! they just have a different way of looking at the world that school doesn't supply them with, and are in fact very clever.

also me, watching this movie again: good god they are the sweetest dumbasses to grace this earth

[almasystem]

ted theodore logan wears this skirt

and there's nothing you can do about it!!!