#bat ethan

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Y’all I’m back on my bat ethan and bat streber shit

BUT NOW I WANNA ADD LEON TO THE MIX

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I’ve officially decided that bat Streber and bat Ethan are together and Kevin is dating Frank in this bc Jawbreaker

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I saw this and my immediate thought was Ethan @ Kevin

(alternatively, Kevin @ the bat bois)

Pls that's adorable

But consider

Kevin and Ethan @ Streber

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I forget if someone brought this up already, but consider:

The bat bois riding on Kevin and Frank's heads

I think we brought up the bats sitting on Kevin's head, but never Frank's. The two bf bats sittin on top of their owner and his bf, Walkin down the street. Perfect harmony in the world

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bats eepy and want to cuddle

They crawl up Kevin's shirt, pop their heads up out of his collar and nuzzle his neck, and fall asleep like that

Congrats, you now have a bat-trapped Kevin

I love this smmmm

They're all eepy from a long playtime and wanna cuddle up, all nice and toasty. So they casually crawl into Kevin's shirt and nuzzle into him when they finally reach his neck, tickling the absolute fuck outta him in the process, and Kevin's now stuck with two eepy bois in his shirt

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I like to think the most opportune time for the bats to steal one of Kevin’s blankets is after he uses it for a while. Say he’s been curled up with it watching TV, gets up for a drink, and comes back to see that two fluff balls have claimed it. They’d just be like “thanks for keeping this warm for us!”

Yessssss

The little thieves would gladly steal it after Kevin's been on it for a while, his body heat making it all nice and warm for the two to snuggle up on

Now Kevin has to be cold while watching his shows

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question: Kevin would wear crop tops when in a lee mood. Would he do this around the bats? (considering they don't need an excuse to wreck him? :3)

Absolutely

He thinks he's being subtle but he's so not

The bats KNOW he's in a lee mood, and who are they to deny their owner his well-deserved tummy tickles?

They must give him all the fluffy nuzzles and lil bat kisses and tummy nibblesss

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can't imagine how often Kevin would walk in and see:

an empty fruit bowl

two chubby bats who went ahead and ate without him

both!

Many many times

They don't mind that they get wrecked, these two don't learn their lessons, which gives Kevin even more opportunity to hear their cute little giggle-squeaks and tickle those chubby lil tummies!