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[batboner69]

quick reminder that I went to harvard

[catsfurrealz]

Reposting this cus it did shit the first time

Do not expect any platonic dispatch art from me ever (unless I draw Chase or smth but idk if I will)

[electronicbabylon]

batboner

[10milks]

𝒮𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓇 𝒳 ℛ𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇

College AU, Harvard AU, Academic rivalry, Fem Reader, Owl Hybrid reader, Reader has owl wings, Drinking, Alcohol, Drugs, College party, Mature Language, Smut, 18+ (most of this is in later chapters)

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At the moment there are like, two works written for Sonar and I actually love that man so I'm returning from my hibernation to do something about that. This will probably be separated into a few parts but we will see. I'll update this with a link to new chapters if I get around to writing them; I'm kind of terrible with committing to things. For right now this is more of an introduction chapter to set up how Sonar and reader know each other and feel out their dynamic. Oh and part 2 is up now btw :)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

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The Early Bat Catches the Rat 1.2k words

The lecture hall was beyond crowded. The room was already massive, actively competing against the size of a Texas mega church, not that it made any difference. Every seat was filled and even the free space on the steps or floor was occupied by students. This wouldn't be a problem though, I was always early to my classes…except for today.

It wasn't entirely my fault I had shown up this late. Which, in my defense, I was still 5 minutes early. Just not early enough to beat, well, everyone else on the first day of classes. I had been up for most of the night reading a new yaoi I had gotten my hands on and slept through my alarm. A completely valid reason for being late by the way.

I was about to give up on a seat entirely and just stand for two hours till I spotted a seat up towards the front. Thank you superior owl vision. It only had a briefcase in it and some guy's arm thrown over the back of it, its owner I figured. I made my way down, tucking in my wings tight to my back as I very precariously stepped over the students sitting on the floor.

I was surprised no one else had taken this seat already. I mean I'm sure this guy would move his bag if asked. I stopped in front of him and pointed to the seat beside him, "Hey! Are you saving that seat for anyone?" I said in my friendliest voice, just about ready to sweet talk anyone who would let me into a seat. He didn't look up from his phone when I spoke. Thinking he didn't hear me I cleared my voice softly and waved my hand, trying again with a slightly louder, "um, 'scuse me?"

"No," came in a bored tone from the bat guy after a rather rude annoyed sigh left his lips.

I narrowed my eyes at him just slightly, but kept a friendly tone in my voice when I spoke, "Oh! cool, you mind if I sit?"

"Yes," he said in the same unamused tone.

My friendly smile sunk into an annoyed frown now. Was he being difficult on purpose? "Wait, what?" I asked a bit harsher. "You're not saving the seat for anyone…but you won't let me sit?"

Another annoyed sigh left his lips before he actually turned his head up to look at me. He wore a bored look on his bat face, eyes narrowed in annoyance, and a slight frown on his lips as if he was looking at shit on his shoe. "You heard me. Sit somewhere else." He said plain and slow. He said it like I was stupid.

My fists clenched hard at my sides, eyes narrowing sharply at him as I looked him up and down in frustration. Who does this guy think he is? Who pissed in his coffee to make him act like this much of an ass? "But-," an annoyed huff of air left my lips as I shrugged my shoulders exasperatedly, "all the other seats are taken. Hell, the floor is even taken up. You can't tell me you're only using that seat to hold your bag."

"The early bat catches the rat," he hummed with an indifferent shrug of his shoulders as he looked back down at his phone. "I won't say it again sweetheart, find somewhere else to sit."

I was seriously about to blow up on him when I did a double take at his words, pausing as a look of confusion crossed my face. "um-what?…" I tilted my head at him, "Pretty sure that's not how that saying goes."

The arm holding his phone dropped dramatically to his lap as he tossed his head back with a groan. When his eyes met mine again he wore a sharp annoyed glare. "Still works doesn't it?" He said defensively, like a child caught doing something questionable, and trying to cover their tracks.

"I mean, I guess," I agreed, arms moving to cross over my chest skeptically. "Do you always use bat modified versions of common phrases?"

His frown deepened at my critical gaze, a defensive and irritated groan leaving his lips. "Omg! If I let you sit, will you stop talking?" He said quickly, already moving to push his bag to the floor.

An instant pleased look grew on my face; I nodded my head and smiled sweetly at him. "Yeah," I hummed cheerfully, slipping into the now empty seat beside him.

The rest of class went smoothly as we went through the syllabus and general class rules. At one point I was almost sure I was going to fall asleep when a sharp kick to my foot made me jump. Turning to glare at the person who did it, my eyes met those of the bat guy as he looked at me from the corner of his gaze before rolling his eyes. I rolled my own eyes before turning my attention back to the lecture. Not wanting to get kicked again I actually began paying attention.

Towards the end of class the professor announced the first five points of extra credit would go to the student who could correctly answer his question about the syllabus material. A few students around me straightened up, hoping to be the winner of those five points. I found myself doing the same. When the question was asked—what were the times, days, and location of the professors office hours—my hand shot up. Apparently I was the first hand he saw because he pointed to me to answer the question. An almost gloating smirk crossed my lips. I knew this answer, I had written it down.

Five whole beautiful extra credit points here I come. I opened my mouth to answer, but a voice that wasn't mine began to speak. "Monday and Wednesday, 8am to 9am. Friday 5pm to 6pm, located in room 1542."

A look of confusion grew on my face and my head shot towards the direction of the voice. Right beside me, bat guy just finished speaking; finished answering the question that was mine to answer. I looked from him to the professor, who looked a little surprised as well, but ultimately accepted the answer. We sat right next to each other after all, maybe it had been an honest mistake.

When I looked back towards bat guy, I found him sending me a cocky look, eyes narrowed victoriously and a smirk that mockingly said, better luck next time. I knew then that this wasn't an accident at all. There was nothing honest or mistaken about this. He had purposefully and knowingly stole my points. I felt my eye begin to twitch in annoyance and my fists ball up in my lap.

When the professor congratulated him and asked his name to make note of it, a name I would grow to hate fell heavy in the air. "Sonar," he spoke. The class was then dismissed and the students around me rushed to their other classes. Even bat g-…Sonar, had gotten up to leave, sending a smirk back over his shoulder at me as he passed.

It took me a minute, but eventually I began packing up to leave, a bubbling anger hot in my chest the entire time. I practically stomped up the steps and out of the class. There was only one word on my mind, repeating over and over again with each harsh step and agitated scoff.

Asshole.

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Right now I have two more chapters ready to go, they just need to be proof read before I post them. That's a tomorrow problem though, as it's late right now and I feel bad for my roommate 'cause I've been writing for awhile. Good night, morning, or evening to you all, and as always,

Thanks for reading <3

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[chymphaea]

[nugothrhythms]

Just in time for Halloween, Pagefire released a video on how to make deathrock, featuring the singer from Batboner.

[batboner69]

all I wanted for Christmas was for all of my friends and family to invest all of their money into crypto, but no. Is that really too much to ask?

[batboner69]

thoughts on the high rate of homosexuality in male bats?

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