#lancaster

[askymzbuki]

Badger-at-Arms of the House Lancaster

[notmaplemable]

What Did You Do

Jaune: *Doing nothing*

Ruby: *Runs up and randomly gives Jaune a deep kiss*

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...W-

Ruby: I accidentally cut the couch in half.

[brokentrafficknight]

Noisy Neighbors!

Inspired by PanQLAO

[coleslawr02]

ruby centric strawpage reqs. personally drew these with platonic relationships in mind, but interpret as you wish.

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: ~Ooh Jaunee~

Jaune: *chuckles* Yeah, yeah, here you go

*He gives her a complete breakfast and a cup of orange*

Ruby: *smiling* Why, thank you

Jaune: *kisses her forehead* Enjoy craterface

Weiss: Why do you always bring her breakfast and not the rest of us?

Nora: Yeah, Jaune-Jaune, why?

Jaune: Do any of you let me blow out your back whenever I'm stressed?

wbnr: *shocked*

Yang: *chokes* YOU WHAT?

Ruby: *enjoying her food*

[craziechwiv]

Ruby, currently lying on the couch: Mm...I need entertainment. JAUNE!

Jaune, pokes head through doorway: Yeah?

Ruby: Nerd out with me, what's the newest fixation for my blondie?

Jaune: Oooh! Ever heard of this cool rpg management game where you make your own adventuring guild?!

Ruby's mind: Ahh yesh, quality entertainment.~

[reashot]

Jaune The Lunk Thick As A Castle Wall

Weiss: I don't get it. Jaune is built like a wet noodle. What is the part about him that is "thick" in any way?

Ruby:

Well...

*looks down and starts blushing*

Yang: Uhmm...

*remembering that she did it with him once almost died and start to blush*

Blake: Ehhh...

*never did it with him but heard of the legend. But she's curious about it and may want to partake if Yang is offering to join*

Weiss: ... 💡

Oh my gods...

Meanwhile

Jaune:

You know. I'm rather fond of that knight show on HBO.