#batgirled

[rudehumpbackwhale]

incense, teacups, honeybee

incense - list your three favorite scents: the way it smells after it rains, bonfires, the ocean

teacups - favorite beverages: lemonade and diet coke, and in terms of alcoholic beverages, margaritas

honeybee - name something positive you have done for yourself or someone else in the last two weeks: does “refusing to let myself check my work email while i’m on pto” count?

[lostmynovelties]

the patriots, the red sox, the penguins

marry the red sox since i can at least respect their organization also they’re terrible this year so that always helps me hate them less fuck the penguins murder that patriots and all they stand for

[lostmynovelties]

red taylor, 1989 taylor, self-titled taylor

marry red taylor always and forever fuck 1989 taylor in her tight little skirt kill self titled taylor bc anything else is illegal

[lostmynovelties]

helpless, wait for it, satisfied

marry helpless BC I AM HELPLESSLY IN LOVE W IT ALSO IT HAS A WEDDING MARCH IN ITfuck wait for it BC WHO WOULDNT kill satisfied by default also bc it creeps me out even tho i love it

[lostmynovelties]

finn hudson, kurt hummel, puck puckerman

I CANT ANSWER THIS FINN IS ALREADY DEAD YOU MONSTER

[lostmynovelties]

zayn, jrothenberg, that one dude who worked at dunks who called you a bitch

marry zayn - at least he has money fuck jr and then blackmail him into writing the things that i want or i’ll tell his wifehardcore murder that dunks fucker who now works at panera did you know that!!!!!!!!!!

[lostmynovelties]

me, taylor, liam

marry ufuck taylorkill liam

soz i’m still mostly gay