I think it's weird that my cats like to hang out with me while I'm in the bathroom
Like... you have enhanced cat senses. You have to know what I'm doing.
Why is now of all times "VIP cuddle time"?
You don't find that weird??
Do I come to hang out with you while you're in the litter box???
You want me to stroke your back while you take a shit???
I can do that for you, since that's the energy we have in this relationship apparently???










