#bathroom troubles

[pure-0f-heart-dumb-0f-ass]

Next time you’re looking at your check at a restaurant, wondering if your server /really/ deserves 20+%, I invite you to consider that they may have been holding in a shit for several hours because it’s been too busy to find more than 90 consecutive seconds to do anything not work related, and that by the time they have enough of a lull to go, they may find that they now cannot, in spite of the constant feeling that they need to, and may in fact end up on their toilet at 3 AM after getting home, head in their hands wondering when they might find release so they can at last go to bed. Story not from my own experience, obviously. But I invite you to consider this possibility, and then tip them 50%

[shadewolf95]

You ever go to the bathroom and after finishing the battle look at the battle bowl and go "what the hell did i do?!"

[precious-little-life-form]

my sister: You can leave the bathroom will that hairbrush you know. That's what it was made for.

my sister: ...

my sister: 🎵 This hairbrush was made for walking 🎵 🎵And that's just what you should do 🎵

[sally7sblog]

When you have to go really bad, and you're trying to hide the fact you're about to burst from your crush.

[wowitstrash]

WHY SHUT THE BATHROOM DOOR IF NOBODY IS INSIDE? Having the door closed to the bathroom is a universal sign for stay out, I'm peeing. So why shut it if theRES NO ONE IN THERE.

[dbpony]

If you’re one of those people who thinks it’s okay to use someone elses toothbrush, then fuck you.

Seriously you have your own. Use your own damn fucking toothbrush. I don’t leave my toothbrush in the restroom with the intention of having another person use it.

Because then when you do use it and I don’t know, and then I suddenly get ill, I’m going to fucking blame you because you were a lazy ass piece of shit that decided my toothbrush was convenient enough to reach out for so you used that instead of grabbing your own toothbrush like you should have been doing these past 3 to 4 fucking years. 

And you never hang your towels up the right way. You’re supposed to fold them after a shower so that when you hang them they can dry off and you can use them again later. 

But no I’m the only one who does that and instead you slosh yours on the rack like nothing and then if I don’t get up before you to take my shower, YOU USE THE FUCKING TOWEL I HANGED CORRECTLY THE DAY BEFORE BECAUSE IT IS NOW DRY. 

IT DIDN’T GET THAT WAY ON IT’S OWN YOU IDIOT, 

[emptiedly]

Chipotle might be delicious but it isn't worth my asshole

[yakasushi]

I hate this feeling.

Anytime I go to the bathroom after I take a shower, I just feel dirty again. I’m all clean and then I get that dirty again. Like I feel dirty again, as if the shower was for nothing. Am I the only one that feels like this?