#batman tickles

[fluffyweeby]

A lil break from animating to finish a wip I started almost a year ago 😅😅

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[gingerlee-holds]

huh? oh hey cutie whats up how ya been? this is a tickle fic for Batman, specifically based after the events of Batman: The Long Halloween, which is an amazing film! i hope you enjoy!! and no its not a year late, idk what youre talking about its 2024 bestie <3333

this is a fic requested by @ghostlee-activities!! thank you so much for the request <3333

this is for TKTober using the prompt list by @august-anon

The Long Laugh

Words: 3,371 Pairing: Lers!Alfred and Selina with Lee!Bruce Wayne! Warnings: couldn't help but put some romantic tension between Cat and Bat Prompt: Costume

The grandfather clock in Wayne Manor struck one in the morning, its chime muffled by oak doors and stone walls. Bruce hardly noticed. He sat hunched at his desk, the light of a single lamp catching the edges of open files, scattered photographs, and his own tired features. His tie hung loose around his neck, his shirt sleeves rolled up past his elbows, and the bags under his eyes were deep enough to betray how many nights he'd repeated this same ritual.

Holiday was finished. The killings had stopped. But the echoes still lingered: the unresolved questions, the mistakes he'd made, the lives that had been lost. He told himself it wasn't an obsession, just due diligence. But the lines between those two things blurred hours ago.

The steady scratch of a pen across paper was broken when his butler entered, soundless as ever until the polite ahem of his presence announced him. He carried a silver tray with a cup of steaming tea, setting it down at Bruce's elbow without invitation.

"Master Bruce," Alfred began, voice clipped but not unkind, "it has not escaped my notice that the clock has turned past one. Again."

Bruce didn't look up. "One more lead. Then I'll stop."

"Yes, I recall you saying that four leads ago." Alfred's hands folded behind his back, posture ramrod straight. He tilted his head, observing the mess of notes, the exhaustion carved into Bruce's features. "And unless my eyes deceive me, even the world's most persistent crime-fighter is not immune to gravity. You appear on the verge of collapsing face-first into your paperwork."

Bruce gave a dry exhale, something halfway between a scoff and a chuckle. "I've been worse."

"Indeed. Which is rather the problem, isn't it?" Alfred lingered a moment, then let his gaze wander deliberately across the room. "You know, I happened across the trick-or-treaters in the city this evening. Gotham's children seem particularly enamored with bats this year. Costumes everywhere; tiny fangs, little paper wings, the works. Quite endearing."

Bruce's pen stilled for the first time. He glanced up, one brow raised. "Is that so?"

"Mm. It reminded me," Alfred continued smoothly, "of another child who once fashioned wings out of bedsheets, demanded to stay up until impossible hours, and insisted he was far too old for bedtimes."

Bruce sighed through his nose, setting the pen down at last. "You never let me win that argument."

"Correct." Alfred's expression softened, the faintest ghost of amusement tugging at his mouth. "And yet, here we are again. Same stubborn boy, only now dressed in Kevlar."

The silence stretched, filled only with the distant rumble of Gotham's storm clouds rolling in. Bruce rubbed his eyes with a thumb and forefinger, but when Alfred gestured toward the untouched teacup, he didn't move.

"Alfred," he said firmly, though his voice lacked real force, "I can't afford to stop. Not yet."

Alfred exhaled, long-suffering but patient. "Very well, sir. I shall attempt persuasion. Though I warn you, I have other means if you remain obstinate."

Bruce didn't answer. He'd already turned back toward his notes.

Alfred remained standing behind Bruce's chair, the tea cooling on the desk beside him. His patience was legendary, but it was not infinite.

"Very well," Alfred said at last. "We'll start with reason, then? Your body has endured no less than three consecutive nights of late patrols followed by obsessive casework. You've eaten... once in the past twenty-four hours, and it was cold soup at that. If you don't sleep, Master Bruce, you will cease to be the world's greatest crime-fighter and become the world's most exhausted invalid."

Bruce didn't look up from the evidence photo he was studying. "I'll manage."

"Mm, I see." Alfred's tone didn't shift, though the edge of sarcasm sharpened beneath it. "Perhaps I should begin drafting a new epitaph: 'Here lies Bruce Wayne, savior of Gotham, slain not by villain but by stubbornness.' Quite inspiring, no?"

A flicker of amusement ghosted across Bruce's lips, but he masked it quickly, burying himself in another file. "Dramatic, even for you."

Alfred leaned forward slightly, his shadow stretching across the desk. "If logic won't sway you, perhaps a reminder of your public persona. Wayne Enterprises cannot be captained by a man with raccoon eyes and a permanent slump. Even billionaires must at least pretend to sleep."

That earned no response either, only the sound of pages flipping.

Alfred exhaled quietly through his nose, as though bracing himself. "I did warn you, sir. There remains one final measure. An option I vowed I would never again resort to, but desperate times call for desperate means."

That caught Bruce's attention. His head lifted slightly, brow furrowed. "What are you talking about?"

"Ah. You don't remember." Alfred moved with deliberate calm, circling to Bruce's side. "When you were a boy, Master Bruce, and your nights stretched too long into fantasy crusades, there was one tactic that never failed to secure compliance."

Bruce blinked, tired and irritable. "Alfred, I don't-"

He cut off abruptly as Alfred's hands descended, not roughly but with precision, pressing gently into the space between Bruce's ribs and sides. The contact was startling enough that Bruce jerked upright, eyes going wide.

"Alfred," he warned, voice sharp.

"Yes, sir?" Alfred replied evenly, as though they were discussing household chores. His fingers shifted, light and deliberate.

Bruce stiffened. His breath caught. He bit the inside of his cheek, determined not to give an inch. But the sensation wriggled through him, sparking through nerves dulled by exhaustion. He clamped his jaw shut, the corners of his mouth twitching despite his iron discipline.

"S-stohop-" he ground out, his voice low and as commanding as he could muster.

"Ah," Alfred said mildly, continuing the motion with clinical precision. "So you do recall this particular deterrent."

Bruce twisted in his chair, trying to shrug Alfred off without outright flailing. He'd faced killers, monsters, maniacs of all stripes, and yet somehow, this indignity unraveled him faster than any of them. His lips pressed tighter, but the chuckle that burst through betrayed him.

"A-Ahahalfred-!" His warning dissolved into a sharp bark of laughter, cut off as quickly as he fought to rein it in. "Ihi'm- hahaaha! S-seheherious!"

"Yes, of course you are, sir." Alfred's tone didn't budge. His fingers traced across Bruce's ribs, methodical as a surgeon. "You're always serious. That's half the problem."

Bruce squirmed, gripping the armrests of his chair as though he could anchor himself in stoicism. His shoulders hunched, his teeth gritted, but the laughter was building, bubbling past his control. Finally, it spilled out in a helpless wave.

"Al-AhAhahahhahalfrehehehed! S-Stohohohop iihiHihit!" His laughter rang loud, echoing in the cavernous study.

"Regrettably, I cannot comply until you agree to retire for the night," Alfred replied calmly, like someone negotiating a treaty. "Standard procedure."

Bruce twisted again, nearly tipping the chair in his struggle. He caught Alfred's wrist, but even his considerable strength couldn't quite focus through the tremors of laughter shaking his chest.

"Thihihis- hhahahahaha! Thihihis iIhihiHis Rihihihidihihculous!"

"Yes, sir, quite ridiculous. Yet remarkably effective." Alfred's expression barely shifted, save for a faint upward curve at the corner of his mouth. "A shame, really. If Gotham's rogues ever discovered your Achilles' heel was so... domestic, my workload would quadruple."

Bruce's laugh cracked into a wheeze as Alfred found a particularly sensitive spot along his side. He writhed, head dropping forward, dark hair falling into his face as his composure shattered completely.

"AhahaHAHall RihiHiHight! Hahahahhaha! Ahahahall rihihihight!" He gasped between spurts of laughter, chest heaving. "Ihihihi'll- Ihihihi'll gohohohOHo!"

Alfred slowed, then withdrew his hands with the same precise calm he'd begun with. He adjusted his cuffs as though nothing had happened.

"Excellent. Always a pleasure doing business with you, Master Bruce."

Bruce slumped in his chair, breathing hard, face flushed with equal parts exertion and humiliation. He shot Alfred a glare that carried little actual venom.

"You will never speak of this," Bruce muttered.

"My lips are sealed, sir," Alfred said smoothly, though the glint in his eye betrayed his satisfaction. "Now then, up with you. Bed awaits."

Bruce grumbled but rose, straightening his shirt. Alfred collected the untouched tea, balancing the tray effortlessly as he escorted Bruce toward the grand staircase.

As they climbed, Alfred allowed himself one last remark, light as air. "Some things, it seems, never change."

Bruce's only reply was a tired, resigned chuckle.

High above the study, where the shadowed beams met the vaulted ceiling, another pair of eyes had been watching. Selina Kyle lounged on the narrow lip of the window frame, her silhouette cloaked by the storm-dark night. She had slipped into Wayne Manor with the ease of long practice, steps silent, presence invisible, until she had stumbled upon something far more entertaining than she'd expected.

She had come for him, of course. She always did. A part of her enjoyed prowling the halls of his home when he didn't know, leaving faint traces of perfume or a claw mark in the wood just to remind him she could. But tonight? Tonight, she had been gifted with something better.

Her lips curled upward as she watched the scene unfold below: the Dark Knight of Gotham, the immovable Batman, reduced to writhing laughter under the unyielding hands of his butler. She had seen him corner crime bosses, intimidate monsters, walk through fire with grim determination, and now, she'd seen him beg for mercy at the simple touch of Alfred goddamn Pennyworth.

Selina pressed a hand over her mouth to stifle her own laugh, shoulders shaking silently. The sound of Bruce's laughter carried up to her perch, sharp and unguarded, and it was all she could do not to purr aloud at the sheer absurdity of it. "So that's your weakness, Bats," she thought gleefully. "Not kryptonite. Not some chemical cocktail. Tickling."

The possibilities unfurled in her mind like a cat stretching luxuriously in a sunbeam. She could already imagine Bruce's face if she so much as brushed her fingers along his ribs. The mighty Batman, undone by something so utterly human~.

When Alfred finally led Bruce upstairs, Selina lingered only a moment longer, savoring the emptiness of the study. Then, with the grace of the thief she was, she slipped down from her perch and padded noiselessly toward the open window.

The storm outside had grown heavy, rain hissing against the stone walls, but she paid it no mind. She leapt out into the night with the ease of a cat, landing lightly on the slick ground below. A grin stretched across her face, the thrill of discovery buzzing through her veins.

"Oh, Bruce," she murmured to herself as she vanished back into the dark. "You have no idea what you've just handed me."

And with that, she melted into the storm, already plotting how best to use her newfound knowledge.

The storm had been raging for days, turning Gotham into a smear of black streets and silver rain. By the time Batman pulled the Batmobile into the manor's underground hangar, his cape clung heavy with water, his cowl dripping trails onto the stone floor. He stripped the gloves off with practiced precision, jaw tight, eyes shadowed. The night had been long, too long, and though he had put another gang back in their place, he carried exhaustion around his shoulders like a second cape.

Thunder rolled as he made his way upstairs. He was already bracing himself for Alfred's inevitable lecture when he reached his bedroom door and pushed it open. Instead of Alfred, however, a different figure greeted him.

Selina Kyle was stretched across his bed as though she'd always lived there, wrapped loosely in one of his shirts, the storm casting silver light across her legs. She looked entirely at home, one hand idly tracing circles on the comforter, the other propping up her head. Her smile was equal parts warmth and mischief.

"Well," she purred. "Look what the storm dragged in~. You're soaked, darling."

Bruce sighed, tugging his cape free and letting it fall over a chair. "Selina."

"You sound surprised." She tilted her head, eyes gleaming. "Don't tell me you weren't expecting me. I practically live here more than you do."

He didn't bother arguing. His chestplate came next, the clasps clicking free with familiar weight. "It's late. You should be home."

"This is home." She sat up, curling her legs beneath her. "At least, when you're not brooding all night on rooftops. Honestly, Bruce, you look like you've been through a washing machine. You're gonna burn yourself out one of these nights."

"I'll manage."

"Where've I heard that before..." Selina mumbled to herself under her breath.

Bruce unbuckled his utility belt and set it down carefully, then reached for the cowl. His hair was damp and unruly beneath it, his face drawn with fatigue.

Selina's smile softened for a heartbeat. She reached out, catching his wrist before he could turn away. "You don't have to manage everything alone, you know."

His eyes flicked to hers. The weight of their unspoken history hung in the air for a moment, trust and betrayal, affection and defiance all tangled together. Finally, he sat on the edge of the bed, boots heavy on the carpet.

The silence lingered, filled only by the storm pounding at the windows. Then Selina leaned in, gently massaging Bruce's tired shoulders, humming a little at the feeling of him relaxing under her hands. Her grin curled slyly once more. "So," she said lightly, almost offhand, "are you ticklish?"

Bruce froze, halfway through untying one boot. He turned his head toward her, expression flat, voice cool. "No."

Selina's smirk widened. "That was quick."

"Because it's true." He tugged the boot free, focusing on the task with soldier-like intensity. "I'm not ticklish."

"Mhm~." Selina shifted closer, her voice velvet-soft. "You said that with such confidence, anyone else might believe you. I might have even believed you." She let her eyes narrow, her tone a purr. "But me? I know you're bluffing~."

Bruce straightened, leveling her with the same stoic glare he used on mob bosses and mad clowns. "Selina."

"Bruce." She leaned in until her lips nearly brushed his ear, his breath warm against his skin. "If you're really not ticklish, you won't mind if I test it~."

For a heartbeat, the Bat and the Cat stared at one another, the storm hammering at the glass behind them. His jaw tightened, every line of his body radiating control. But Selina saw the faintest twitch at the corner of his mouth, the tiniest crack in the mask he wore even here.

Her smirk turned feral. She was going to enjoy this.

Bruce had only a second to brace himself. One moment, Selina was smirking beside him, the next, she launched forward with the fluidity of a predator, all claws and grace.

"Selina-!"

Her laugh was rich, triumphant, as she tackled him back onto the mattress. He rolled with the motion, instinct taking over, and for a breathless beat, they scuffled. Bruce caught her around the waist and flipped her beneath him, Selina twisting like a ribbon, legs hooking around him before he could fully pin her. He grunted, muscles straining, but her flexibility outpaced his brute strength. In seconds, she had wound herself around him like ivy, snug and smug, leaving him too tangled to shove her off.

"You... fight dirty," he muttered, breath rough.

"It's my best quality," she purred. Then her hands darted to his ribs.

The effect was instant. Bruce's body jerked, his breath catching sharply in his throat as Selina's fingers pressed and danced along his sides. He clamped his jaw, muscles locking with soldier's discipline, but the cracks showed almost immediately. His shoulders hunched, his chest shuddered.

"Ohhh, there it is~!" Selina cooed, her grin wicked. "I knew my eyes weren't deceiving me!"

"Selihina- d-dohohon't-!" His voice wavered dangerously.

"Don't what? Don't find out your little secret~?" She teased, pressing harder, scrabbling playfully along his ribs until he squirmed in earnest. "How could you hide this from me? I'm honestly shocked I haven't discovered it sooner, Bats~!"

The first laugh broke out of him like a crack in armor, low and unwilling. He bit it back immediately, but Selina only laughed.

"Oh, this is golden~!" Her hands slid lower, spidering over his stomach. Bruce twisted, muscles rippling under her touch, but she held fast, every movement precise and relentless. His composure unraveled further, breath hitching into ragged bursts, laughter spilling out despite his every effort.

"Selihihina! Stohohohp ihiht-!"

"Hmm, no~," she said sweetly, brushing her nails along his sides. "This is far too much fun~!"

She shifted her weight, straddling his hips now, free to torment without worry of him dislodging her. Bruce writhed beneath her, trying to buck her off, but every twist of his body only gave her more opportunities. She dragged her fingers up his ribs again, delighting in the way he jolted, then tested his lower sides. His laughter cracked higher, more frantic, when she brushed a sensitive spot near his hip.

"Ohhh, interesting~!" She leaned close, lips grazing his ear as her fingers pressed there again. "So that's another good one~. You're just full of surprises, aren't you~?"

"Sehehehelihihinahahahaa!! SeheheliihIhiNaa EnohohOhoUgh!"

She grinned, ignoring his plea, her hair falling into his face as she wormed her hands higher, sliding along his ribs, then down again to his stomach. Every pass made him jolt, every poke or squeeze drew another helpless burst of laughter. She was merciless; playful, yes, but without Alfred's restraint.

"You know," she teased over the sound of his laughter, "all that brooding, all those shadows, and underneath, you're just a man with the cutest weakness I've ever seen. Gotham's Dark Knight, helpless to a little tickle-tickle-tickling~!"

Bruce twisted again, his chest heaving, his laugh rough and helpless now. "SeehEHehLiHihNa, IhIhIhI sWhehehEHAR!!"

"You swear you'll... what? Arrest me~?" She gave his side another squeeze, making him yelp. "Good luck writing up that report, darling~! You'll have to tell Gordon about how you let yourself get captured, Giggles~!"

Despite his protests and struggles, there was no malice in the exchange. Selina's eyes sparkled with genuine delight, her laughter mingling with his, and Bruce's defenses crumbled until he was laughing openly, fully, the weight of Gotham gone from his shoulders in that moment.

And for her, that was the real victory. Not that she could tease him endlessly with this discovery (which she will), but that she had pulled the Bat out from behind the cowl and found Bruce, the man, alive, vulnerable, human, and laughing beneath her claws.

She slowed finally, letting her fingers linger lightly against his sides, tracing lazy circles. "There now~," she purred, smirking down at him. "Doesn't that feel better than brooding~?"

Bruce lay breathless, glaring up at her through his disheveled hair, his cheeks flushed and chest still shaking with the aftershocks of laughter. "Y-youhuhu're insuhuhufferable."

"Mm~. And you love it." She bent down and kissed his cheek, victorious.

The bedroom door creaked open, and in stepped Alfred, balanced as ever with a silver tray and steaming coffee. His gaze flicked over the tangle of limbs on the bed without so much as an arched brow.

"Well," he said evenly, "how nice to see Master Bruce in such... spirited company. Must have been a funny story you recounted, yes?"

"Sure." Selina looked up with a smile. "Evening, Alfred."

"Ms. Kyle," he returned smoothly, setting the tray down. Then, with a glint of deliberate innocence: "If memory serves, sir's back was always his greatest weakness."

Bruce's eyes widened in horror as Alfred exited, perfectly composed.

Selina's grin sharpened, wicked delight flashing across her face. "His back, hm~?" she echoed, voice dripping with glee. "Thanks, Alfred~!"

"S-Selina, don't-" Bruce warned, already twisting, but too late. She shifted her weight, sliding nimble fingers across the muscles of his back. The reaction was instant as Bruce's deep, uncontrollable laughter burst free, muffled by the storm rattling the manor's windows.

"Gotcha~," Selina purred, digging in mercilessly as Bruce writhed beneath her, caught between helplessness and amusement.

His protests drowned under the sound of laughter echoing through the halls, proof that, for tonight, the Cat had conquered the Bat.

[bimobuddy]

So Serious

Batman tickle fic

Pairing: Batman and Joker (batjokes, I'm sorry, I like it)

This is part of my au where the Joker isn't a killer, but a tickler. I take the horror out of it and lean more into the goofiness of his character

CW: Restraints, robot hands, fighting

Ler! Joker, Lee! Batman

Summary: He doesn't care who's under the mask, all he cares about now is getting this moody and broody man to laugh, so when he discovers the Bat is sensitive, he goes all out

It was the usual routine.

Joker set off explosives and waited. They weren't near anyone, no. The intention was just to signal his favorite person.

He didn't have to wait long either, as heavy boots thudded behind him, a dark shadow casting over the clown. The knight narrowed his eyes and studied the situation.

Small explosives that had done minor damage. No one was hurt, nothing had been stolen, and Joker had waited for him. This wasn't an attack, this was a call.

"What do you want, Joker?" He asked, his voice low and gruff. This sort of thing had been happening more recently, and he didn't understand it. The clown used to blow up banks and steal diamonds, but now he seemed to just start fights with the Bat for no apparent reason.

Joker clapped his hands, delighted, and excitedly hopped from one foot to the other. "IIII~ just wanted to let you know that I've planted something somewhere in the city."

Batman studied him, confused. The Joker had never been one to harm people. Not leathally anyway. Even so, why was he telling him? "Smoke bomb? Laughing gas?" he questioned. He knew the clown well enough to know he wouldn't kill anyone.

Joker shrugged. "You'll have to find out I supp- OH-" He ducked as a fist came his way without warning. He giggled and backed away from him, ducking and dodging as more and more attacks were thrown his way.

Another punch was thrown at him, so he ducked under it and lunged forward, trying to land his own. He missed, of course, when the Batman sidestepped him, but his knuckles had grazed over his ribs, causing the vigilante to tense and almost seize a little. He covered it up by pushing the Joker forward so he'd fall, and then took off before it could be addressed or even fully registered.

But Joker noticed. Of course he did. And now he had a new, completely different mission.

And unfortunately the water bomb hadn't been found, resulting in the mayor getting soaked during a meeting.

-

It was a new night and a new moon.

The clown stepped back and grinned at his contraption. He had sent Harley home early, wanting this to be perfect.

"Really, go spend your time with Miss Ivy, I have everything taken care of." He had told her.

He looked up at the skylight he had left cracked for his vigilante to enter, and sure enough, there he was, thinking he was being clever by entering through the roof.

He watched as the Bat went to lean on the glass, only for it to tip inward, causing him to fall right down into his trap, where a mass of robotic hands caught him by his arms and legs.

For a dramatic entrance, Joker switched the lights on just then to reveal himself. "Surprise! It's me! I LIED about the hostages! I'm a liar!" he grinned.

Batman groaned in annoyance. "Of course you did. Why?" He demanded, trying to break free of the hands, but they just tightened their grip and held his arms up and his legs out.

The clown just happily circled him. "Well I couldn't help but notice a little quirk the last time we tangoed and danced with each other-"

"Please just say fight."

"- and I've made the most wonderful discovery!"

Before the vigilante could ask what he meant, more hands emerged from the floor, wiggling their fingers. And for the first time ever, the Joker saw Batman actually look nervous.

And of course he was. He didn't fear death, and he didn't fear pain. Those were things he had prepared and trained for a long time ago. But giggling and looking soft or vulnerable in front of an enemy was something he had never even considered.

He didn't beg. He didn't threaten. Instead, he glared down at this goofy little man beaming up at him, as if challenging him to do it. He was bluffing, of course, hoping the Joker would think he wasn't ticklish.

Joker knew better, of course. He acted silly but he was far from dumb. It actually would amaze most people just how smart he was. His mind almost rivaled the Bat's.

So he pressed a button, and two hands came up, swirling a single finger under each arm.

He clenched his jaw and tried his best not to tense up or squirm. He was fairly good at hiding his reactions, and didn't want to give Joker what he wanted.

He nearly jumped out of his skin when he suddenly heard the clown's voice right next to his ear. "So serious, Brucie. You and I both know you're tickle tickle ticklish~"

Startled and caught off guard, Bruce jolted and squirmed a little under the robotic fingers poking and swirling under his arms. "H-How did you-"

"Oh I've known who you were for months now. I just wanted to keep our little game going." Joker laughed, pressing another button.

One hand came up, formed a claw shape with its fingers, and vibrated right into Bruce's tummy, causing him to convulse and snort. He mentally cursed himself for having stopped wearing the extra armor around Joker, thinking he didn't need it anymore. He bit his lip to fight off the smile that so badly wanted to come out.

He hadn't experienced 'the claw' since Alfred used to chase him around for bath time when he was seven.

"Is the Bat-Belly a bad spot~?" Joker teased with a giggle. "How about here? Or here~?"

Two hands scribbled up his sides, and two rapidly squeezed just above his knees. Yet somehow he was still resistant enough to not laugh. He was fully grinning through, eyes squeezed shut, unable to fight it off.

It tickled so bad. All thirty five fingers wiggling, poking, and swirling against his skin. Underarms, belly, sides, and knees.

If he were more dramatic, he'd have called it 'Hell', but it really wasn't the worst thing he's dealt with, and if the Joker wanted to tickle instead hurt, he'd put up with this any day.

He very quickly changed his mind though, when the Joker's own hands slipped into place, kneading his fingers into the crease where his thighs met his hips.

Unable to hold back anymore, he burst into laughter. His laugh was loud, melodic, and gorgeous. It was completely unpracticed, and unfiltered. No 'Batman,' no 'Billionaire, Playboy Wayne,' it was just Bruce.

The Joker looked up at him in awe, drawn to both his laugh and his bright smile. He chuckled and rested his chin on his shoulder, continuing his ticklish attack. "That mask doesn't do much to hide those dimples, Mr. Wayne~" he teased.

Bruce felt his face go hot at the teasing, turning his head away and just hoping his cowl hid the blushing. He bucked and squirmed, twisting from side to side as he laughed frantically. It had been a long time since anyone had tickled him, and even then, it had never been this much.

His hands left his hips alone and instead rose up to softly tickle and stroke under his chin, only making the blushing worse. The knight shook his head, his loud frantic laughter shifting to a rapid stream of giggles, mixed with hiccups.

Hiccups.

The Batman.

There was no way.

Joker ducked under his arm and moved to stand in front of him, moving to tickle his ribs now, instead. He wanted a better view at his uncharacteristically bright smile.

Oh how lucky he was to be the person to not only witness it, but cause it.

Though he could tell Bat-boy was getting a bit too red, so he decided to offer him a way out.

"Forfeit, and say that I win." He said, lightly pressing his fingers into the spaces between his ribs like he was playing an instrument.

Bruce arched and twisted, his giggles kicking back up into laughter. "Whahat!?"

"Just say that I-"

"Yohou wihihin!"

The clown gasped and pulled his hands back, the robotic hands following his lead as Bruce sagged, panting and still giggling as he recovered. He raised his head to see Joker doing some kind of victory dance.

"I win~! I win~! The Batman said that I win~!" He sang as he skipped circles around him like a child.

He stopped after a while and tugged Bruce's cowl off, much to the relief of the vigilante, since he had started to get hot. The cool air hit his pink face and he leaned his head forward, trying to catch his breath.

"Is that all you wanted? Was to... tickle me?" he asked.

Gloved hands cupped his cheeks and lifted his head. "I just wanted to hear you laugh for once. Tickling was just the method. And wow.. what a laugh you have." He grinned. If this were a cartoon, he'd probably have had stars in his eyes.

Bruce didn't pull away, actually not really minding the cool fabric of the gloves against his face. He sighed. "Please let me down. And never speak of this to anyone."

"What about Harley?"

"Especially not Harley, you know she can't keep a secret. She's gonna tell Ivy." He said, nearly shuddering at the thought of Ivy using her vines on him. He knew she'd be more ruthless than Joker had been.

The clown pouted before pressing a button and releasing Bruce from the hands, having to step in and steady him before he fell. He grinned up at him. "Same time next week?"

Bruce looked down at him with a raised brow. "Sure. But next time I'm wearing my armor, and you can be the one getting tickled." he said sarcastically.

But the idea didn't sound too bad actually.

[weird-little-fella]

The Bat Who Smiles

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Anooother fic

This one's a Lee!Bruce Wayne Ler!Reader (with a brief lee!reader); platonic

Gender neutral reader

Words: 3.456

Summary: the Reader wonders if Bruce has ever been tickled; his answer will lead to a series of revelations they never expected.

“Bruce?” You called, barely lifting your head from the book you were reading; a warm tea Alfred prepared with oh so much care was resting not far. You shifted a bit on the couch to make yourself more comfortable.

“Hm…” the other mumbled while flipping a page of his own book. His back was resting on the sofa, his legs crossed while he was sipping his own tea; everything from his position suggested the man was relaxed, at ease. His eyes though were giving him away: they were devouring every word of the book he was holding, swiftly shifting from a corner of the page to the other.

You two have been sitting in a comfortable silence for about an hour and a half but, unlike the man seated on the opposite couch, you were having a hard time focusing on the reading; too many racing thoughts; nothing new with that, but this time they focused on something peculiar, that you never actually addressed.

“I wanted to ask something…” you started playing with the cover of the tome resting in your lap, your glasses askew as your hand was pressed against your cheek.

“When you’re not asking directly, it means that it’s something that makes you uncomfortable.” He answered without looking up from his book.

“That was not an answer to my question though.”

He stopped drinking his tea, the tiny cup stopping midair close to his lips, and he finally met your gaze, before drinking the warm, sweet beverage.

“You can always ask me questions, you don’t need to ask for permission to make them.”

“Hm…” It was your turn now to mumble, keeping your eyes low.

Bruce’s attention was entirely focused on you now, but he didn’t push you: he was patient; he could wait.

Before you could regret asking, you blurted out: “Are you ticklish…perhaps?”

You hoped you sounded casual, as you usually were able to mask the intent behind your words. But you were not so sure this time.

To act more nonchalant, you mustered the courage to look Bruce in the eyes: he definitely didn’t expect that question, that much was clear.

But before you could blink his face was a deadpan mask once again.

“Hm…Why are you asking?”

“‘Cause I want to know!?” You tried to get the grip of the conversation but, as anyone would imagine, you couldn’t fool the Batman easily.

“You know what I mean, don’t be a smartass with me. It never worked anyway.” He rested his chin on his hand, the book now closed and placed on the couch near him, his body fully turned towards you.

“Well, where to start…you never smile; you never laugh; it seems that any joke me or Alfred tell, they never get a reaction out of you; even when I fell down the stairs and got that bruise, I was the one laughing along with Dick, while it looked like you were the one that fell. I mean…You get my point. So I started wondering to myself if there was ever a time when you laughed, hell just smiled…!”

During all this tangent your eyes traveled all over the place, as they always did when you explained yourself, and your hands didn’t find peace either: they were moving, accompanying your words and your body language, as if your were the director of an orchestra of which only you knew the existence; for you it was as natural as breathing, not even minding these mannerisms.

But Bruce noticed. Every detail. And he found them so dear, even if it would be hard for him to admit that aloud.

You may not live in the mansion with his other kids, but you always had a place there. And, even though you never actually discussed it, you both knew it.

As you stopped talking for a moment your eyes finally met Bruce’s.

He stayed silent for a few seconds, reflecting and inheriting everything you said. You could almost see the gears in his brain turn and tick. Your heart warmed a little at the sight: to even such a silly question, he was actually taking the time to answer, to think about it, without dismissing it.

“...I…don’t actually know. I might have been when I was a kid. But it was at a different time, before the accident.” He looked at the large portrait of his parents hung at the wall. You followed his gaze.

Yeah, that made sense. That’s when his childhood ended. From that moment on, there wouldn’t be many occasions nor people to play and tussle with.

“Yeah, I should have known…” You felt like the conversation was over, but something made you continue. This might be the only chance to talk about it after all.

“So…do you remember what it feels like at least?”

When the man slowly shook his head, your hands dropped in your lap, as the light seemed to leave your eyes.

Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.

“Tell me yourself.”

“Hm?” You had to make sure you heard him right.

“Tell me: what does it feel like?” He uncrossed his left leg and crossed it again over the right one, waiting for an answer.

You started racking your brains, trying to find the words to even start to explain: “well, it feels like…I don’t know…as if you’d get-”

But you stopped mid sentence (as if that could be called a sentence) as you crossed your arms challengingly, sticking out your chin.

“No. I’m not disclosing that information. You’ll find out for yourself eventually.” And you grabbed your book.

“I’ll find out eventually?” He raised an eyebrow; now it was his time to cross his arms.

“Well, yes. Life is strange, you’ll never know when you’ll find yourself laughing silly. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll meet a villain with…with feathers attached to his fingers!”

And you wiggled your hands to prove your point.

“I see.” The billionaire didn’t seem impressed.

“...Or maybe it will be Catwoman who’ll get you, or Dick…”

“Or you.” He suggested, as direct as only he could be. Was the fucker messing with you?

You froze: “...Or maybe it will be me, who knows!” You shrugged, laying down on the couch giving him your back to hide the faint blush of your cheeks.

“Hm…” He went to pique up his own book.

After a few minutes of silence when you thought he was back engrossed in his own reading, he caught you by surprise by speaking up.

“What about you? U ticklish or not?”

You gripped the cover of the book tighter.

This conversation was not supposed to go there!

“That is…another piece of information I won’t disclose anytime soon.” You waved your hand around.

“Right…”

You suddenly stood up and grabbed the two tea cups now empty, without looking at the other.

“I’ll bring these to Alfred. Give him a hand and all. He’s getting old too, he can’t keep doing everything by himself.”

“Don’t let him hear you.” Bruce commented before raising his eyes from his reading, frowning.

“Wait, “too”?”

“I’ll be right back!” You waved as you walked to the kitchen.

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When you walked back from the kitchen Bruce barely moved, greeting you with a dry “hm”. Well, everything was back to normal again, it seemed.

You picked up your novel again and laid back on the couch, resting your head on one of the arms, giving your back to Bruce once again.

Another hour or so passed in complete silence, interrupted by the flipping of a page or one of you clearing your throat.

As time passed, your book started to become more and more engaging: the pages were turning faster, your head leaned closer to the paper, your eyes started moving excitedly across the lines while your mouth hung slightly open.

I can’t believe she didn’t pick up the gun!

He’s trying to kill you, no time for hesitating!!!!

For fuck’s sake, just grab that damn hammer!!

You were so caught in the plot, the paper covering the entirety of your field of view, that you didn’t hear the seat of the other sofa, now empty, that started to inflate back to its original form, a lonely book abandoned on the cushions. Until of course…

“HUH!” You gasped, getting immediately thrown out of your story, while trying to find the source of that sensation that spread from your right side to the entirety of your nervous system.

It tickled: was all you could think about, your eyes darting around while massaging the area from where the sensation started, until they found it, the source.

Bruce was looming from behind the couch’s back, looking at you.

There is no fucking way…

You stared at him for what felt like hours, trying to connect the action and the person who perpetrated ‘said action.

“You…” You squinted at him as you pointed at him.

Before you could ask anything, he spoke, still with his face of stone: “I’ll give you 10 seconds to leave this room, before I’ll come to pursue you.”

In all your confusion you already sat up a bit straighter, trying to come up with an explanation: was it actually happening?

“Consider it some sort of training.” He continued, and he actually, truly smirked.

At that you knew, he wasn’t joking.

“Not if I catch you first. Deal?” You extended your hand for a shake.

“Six…”

Your eyes widened: “You’ve been counting this whole time?!”

“Five…”

“Shit!” And at that moment you definitely sprinted.

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You carefully avoided the kitchen, since it was the last place you went, and the cave ‘cause, c’mon, it was too obvious.

A rule you were following in order not to get caught: keep moving. Never stay still; keep your senses alert always; glue your back against a wall or a corner.

As you turned one of said corners though, you bumped into Alfred, who seemed more startled than you despite the precarious moment.

“Goodness!”

“Shhhhhh!!!” You placed a hand on the butler’s mouth.

“Did you see Bruce?” You whispered, looking left and right in the meantime.

“I haven’t seen the Master in several hours.” He answered in your same hushed tone.

“May I ask…why are we whispering?”

“I’ll explain to you later. Just promise, if Bruce asks, I was not here.” And before you could receive an answer, you were already off.

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You were now in the gym, catching your breath, eying both the exit doors before slumping against a wall. Your heart was racing and sweat was dripping from your forehead.

After what felt like centuries, you gave yourself the luxury to think about the events of that late afternoon.

You were beginning to wonder even if there ever was a poke, an actual attempt at tickling you…or if you imagined that, and this was just a regular training.

Were you starting to go mad too??

Surely the conversation you had previously definitely happened; and even his smirk wasn’t just fantasy. But then… What was going on?

You didn’t have to wait any longer to find out.

Shortly after you were on the floor, while wrestling the shadow that fell (rather heavily you might add) on top of you.

You wouldn’t like to admit it, but this was the shortest of a fight you’d ever put up with Bruce.

Well, maybe it wasn’t that bad…

“I don’t think you’ve ever fought more poorly.” Bruce scolded, securingly wrapping his hands around your wrists and sitting across your thighs.

For fuck’s sake!

“I was just distracted today, that’s all…” You tried to evade his reproach, knowing in the end that that was not enough of an excuse for him.

“A villain won’t go easy-” He immediately responded.

“-on you because you’re distracted; you must always give your 100%, and never let your guard down; stay hunched to be a smaller target yada yada yada, I know, Bruce.” You continued for him, starting to get annoyed.

“What did I tell you about being a smartass?” He pointed a finger at you before sighing.

“Well, I caught you in the end…” He seemed to hesitate for the most minuscule of moments…before lightly scritching a finger in your side.

Well, lucky for the both of you, you weren’t allergic to laughter.

You reacted immediately, your stomach quivering before sucking it in as small, airy chuckles soon left your lips.

Bruce seemed to relax at the sound of your laughter, and allowed himself to add a few digits into the mix, scribbling a bit harder.

After a few minutes of this routine, you mostly got used to the sensation, even managing to speak up: “C-c’mon, behe a bit mohore creative, I’m about to fahall asleep!” You dared.

The large man frowned, halting for a moment the playful torture.

“If I needed any advice to tickle someone I'd ask you.”

You cleared your throat: “you might as well, because that was a poor excuse of a tickle”.

You started giggling again, but not because of mischievous prods at your waist, but because of Bruce's expression: he looked surprised, almost offended by your claims.

He let go of your wrists and crossed his arms.

“Do tell, then”: and he waited for an answer.

Dick will never believe me…

You pinned yourself on your elbows to look at the man in front of you better.

It was a precarious situation, but you could give it a try.

“Well, for starters, what I think would improve the overall performance is the element of surprise.” You accompanied the last word with little-convinced jazz hands before continuing: “Which you screwed already…”

“Hm…” He nodded at your words, as if discussing an important battle tactic.

“Then, my personal technique is to not give the other person a chance to react…Like this.”

And you lunged forward, digging your own hands into the grumpy man’s armpits. There you started scribbling furiously, never letting up.

It was a sweet spot for a lot of people, so at least you expected a flinch or a gasp. But, to your horror, Bruce kept completely still.

Shit

You couldn't waste an opportunity like this; you had to act fast before he could retaliate.

Think damn it! A sensitive spot a lot of people share!

You switched, diving your hands into his belly instead, clawing and spidering over the area.

That did cause a reaction, making the man sitting on top of you gasp, his eyes widening in confusion, as he started to fold onward.

Bingo! >:)

You were absolutely beaming! You could feel the muscles of his stomach through the fabric of his cardigan, shifting and quivering, relaxing and a second later tightening again.

And the sound the man was making… You couldn't ask for anything more.

Well, he wasn't actually laughing…nor chuckling for that matter. It was more of a strangled sound escaping his throat, as if his own body couldn't recreate the sound of laughter itself.

Well, it was too early to tell yet.

“So…do you remember what it feels like now?”

“S-shut…u-up…” he decided to better give up talking, covering his mouth with his hand, while the other one was firmly supporting him, preventing his whole body from crushing onto you.

“How rude…” It seemed you were going too easy on the old man; it was time to up your game.

If one moment ago you decided to slow down your hands a bit, now you dug into the middle of his stomach with renewed vigour, making sure to cover the whole area in scribbles.

That was the breaking point.

He pretty much collapsed on the floor like the freaking tower of Pisa, managing to avoid squashing your figure as you easily followed him.

His hand was still hermetically pressed over his mouth, and his head fell back from the force of his repressed laughter. You could hear the muffled sounds coming from behind his sealed lips, his whole body shivering.

But still…despite your hands flying all over his torso, the man was.not.laughing. At least not freely, the way you wanted him to.

You needed to use a different approach.

You stopped your hands, still keeping them glued to his sides in case he thought to get revenge.

Bruce basically deflated, resting his head on the floor while carefully removing his hand from his mouth. But he kept it close, just in case you decided to start again.

As you studied his expression, you spotted the still unshed tears gathering at the corner of his eyes as his chest heaved, moving up and down regularly.

Once he opened his eyes to glare at you, all you did was give him a sweet smile.

“Did you regret challenging me, old man?” You teased before tapping lightly your fingers, still resting on his sides.

The man immediately tensed.

“Chill out Bat-dude!” You threw your bait.

That caught his attention, as he stared at you with narrowed eyes: “don’t call me duHUDE!”

He threw his head back, barking out a laugh after you scratched at both sets of his ribs.

He tried to find shelter behind his hand once again, but it was too late: the dam broke and the rip was too big to seal, the stream running now free and powerful.

You did it! The Dark Knight, the grim vigilante, the Batman himself was laughing!!!

His hands were now everywhere, first trying to grab your wrists, a moment later attempting to cover his sensitive spots, and another moment trying to shove you off.

After a while you noticed how his laughter changed too depending on the spot you tickled: if spidering your fingers over his sides got you gruff cackles, scratching behind his ears got him to giggle, and again, if you squeezed his hips he would positively scream.

You decided to focus on that spot for a while.

“YAHA M-MADE YOUR POHOINT!! Just- HA! EHEnouGH!” This time he did grab your wrists and move them away from the sensitive area.

“Alright, I’m done.” You gave him a reassuring smile, but at his suspicious glare you rolled your eyes: “I swear”.

You attempted to raise a hand.

Even though not entirely convinced, Bruce slowly released your wrists, as if they were dangerous animals.

He laid back on the floor, gulping in oxygen and rubbing away the tears rolled down his cheeks.

You laid down as well, close to him: his face was the reddest you’ve ever seen him with and the corners of his mouth were slightly pointing up; if the guy smiled more you wouldn’t have noticed but, since his lips are always a straight line, the contrast now was visible.

“Thank you.” You suddenly said.

“What for?” He sounded confused.

“Well, for…this.” You vaguely pointed at you two.

“For engaging in this. I know that, if you wanted to, you could have made me stop at any second.”

He attempted to protest, but you weren’t finished: “...And for putting up with all my bullshit.” You laughed, resting a hand behind your head.

After a moment of silence it was Bruce’s time to speak up: “I’m not putting up with your “bullshit”. If we do anything together, it’s because I want to. Don't think otherwise.” He continued, staring at the ceiling.

“You're a resourceful person. Stubborn, moody…but reliable.

Spending time with you… Only a fool wouldn't enjoy that.

…

I hope I made myself clear.”

“...Yessir.” You whispered; it was all you could do in order not to cry. It wasn't everyday Bruce would compliment someone. But when he did, it was a moment to remember.

Your ears were whistling for surprise and happiness.

You sniffed, wanting to get a grip of yourself. You two stayed like this-silent, at ease, sprawled on the floor- for what felt like years.

It was you who broke the spell:

“So…now that I'm aware of your sensitivity, that means that I have a powerful tool in my hands.

Anytime you don’t eat, or are too stubborn to go to sleep, I’ll just have to tickle you until you surrender.”

You elbowed him: “Maybe it wasn’t your best idea to bond this way, huh?”

“Perhaps…” He reflected aloud with a tired sigh.

You stood up, offering Bruce a hand. “Cheer up old man, your secret’s safe with me.”

“It better.” He took your hand before yanking you closer: “But you should remember that I’m not the only one who’s ticklish in this house.”

And he poked your middle a few times to make his point, with the most terrifying grin you’ve ever seen him wearing.

“Y-yeah, yep, understood.” He let go of you.

“Good. Let’s go now. Alfred must be wondering where we are.”

He started walking towards the door: “You coming?” He asked, without looking back.

You skipped to reach him.

The End

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Finitoo

I'm not convinced if I got Bruce's character right, but in the end I'm satisfied and it served its purpose: making me happy. So it's a success in the end despite everything.

Enjoy!!

[cometpunkpunk]

Do you have any Batman tickle headcanons?

Thank you for the wonderful question and yes I do

The Batman/Bruce Wayne tk headcanon post

90% ler 10% lee

As a ler:

-Rarely ever tickles people due to his serious persona

-But once in a blue moon he decides to

-Targets either Robin or Batgirl

-Typically does it if he thinks they are hiding something from him

-Surprisingly good at it too

-I’m sure he has a gadget for it too. :3

As a lee:

-More ticklish than you’d think

-Worst spot is his lower ribs and back

-Alfred used to tickle him growing up when he was sad

-However Robin found out about it by sheer chance and likes to tease him for it (Which leads to him glaring at Robin)

-Oh and the Joker 100% found out and exploited it at least once

[thejellyfishgentleman]

is there a Batman tickle AU here?

Cause if not I gotta crack my knuckles and go “fine. I’ll do it myself.”

Minors and nsfw dni. thank you.

[fluffy-lee-boa]

D E Q for bruce !!

D: answered uwu

Expression: How do they express their wish to be tickled?

Bruce is very bad with these things and will spiral into lee moods when he’s unable to directly ask. He will be much more jumpy and stammery, and the moment he’s called out for it he’ll blush and try to explain it away with far too many words for how quiet he usually is. Selina has the uncanny ability to figure it out and he practically passes away when she teases him about it.

Question: Their response to the question "are you ticklish'?

Wide deer-in-headlights eyes, silence, and the quick exit to save his dignity. It’s instinctive most of the time, and in public Bruce will no longer be able to maintain eye contact with anyone in the room for the rest of the night if he’s forced to stick around for social reasons. As Batman- if anyone is brave enough to ask (see: Martinez)- he does freeze up, but he figures his armor will deter any attempts to test it out so he doesn’t even respond.

[bimobuddy]

I wanna make my own version of the Joker

Like one where he isn't focused on killing people but instead more focused on the laughter thing

He discovers Batman is ticklish one time by accident and he will not let it go

It's not even just Batman either, he'll go after other villains if he thinks he can get away with it, most commonly Harley, Crane, and Riddler

Usually Riddler though, Ivy gets pretty possessive of her gf's laugh, and Crane is good at both hiding his reactions and retaliation

Crane is the type of ler to purposely lean into the anxiety and anticipation of it to get you laughing and squirming on your own without him even needing to touch you