#battlefield one

[its-synth-detective-jackass]

"They call him

Lawrence of Arabia."

[whiskeyr0se]

[kontextmaschine]

the differing trench and fence design – from linings of British raw-cut posts to German fully planked-up and wired for electricity to Russian woven twigs holding back frozen earth – is one of my favorite things about Battlefield One and I can tell people put work into it

[thebarnet89]

Funny gaming moments

So I have realized that the guys and gals I play games (both Computer games and tabletop) can come out with some truly funny and sometimes surreal stuff so here are some of my favourites.

In a game of 40k two Chaos players while deciding what to do in there turn

“Kill, Maim, Burn?

“Kill, Maim, Burn!”

Just some random 40k ones

“Well you could say that Stormraven was Vanquished”(note the tank that shot the Stormraven was Vanquisher”

“Excuse me can I interest you in a lifetime subscription to the hammer of Dorn?”

“You know once you're done with that army I may just have to put it on toast why? Because it’s cheese that's why!”

“The Basilisk is always in Range”

After close TF2 round (In which we lost)

“We may have lost the round but we won the Sartorial Battle.”

After getting into the Armoured train Juggernaught on Battlefield one 

“You know I have music for this *The Power of Love By Huey Lewis &The news Can be heard in the background*”

Random BoltAction (a WW2 Wargame)

“I am Going to go down on the Engineer Squad in the Truck”

“That it’s not a Tank it’s a 155 point handicap”

“Flak 88′s for when you need to reach out and touch someone”

I have loads more of these so If anyone wants to see more let me know

[more-souls-to-feast-upon]

Notice my Khorne symbol on the bottom right 

[krokorokin]

My greatest moment...

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

"You want DICE, the company that made the German Army black, to be authentic? How dare you."

imagine being this mad at black people being in a video game.

i mean, obviously. don't you know melanin wasn't invented until 1940?

[ink-metal-art]

Game on!