Remembering how in my past job we had an ISTP IT guy and he was kind of chubby so our ENTJ boss (a woman) actually thought he was adorable and called him winnie pooh once 😂
That was the 1 time she was sweet and she scared everyone the rest of the time lol even her prospects lol. They were like "Don't get mad! ):" and she used to say "I am not mad!! This is how I speak!! 😤"
I admired her a lot. The ISTP IT guy was my friend too, he used to fall asleep infront of the CCTV camera 😂
There was also an ESTJ girl who acted like she was the HR manager when literally her BOSS was the actual manager, and she used to bully everyone for no reason and made one of my friends resign ): then one day bullied me (INTP) and I was done with it, and I almost threw a hot tea in her face, but instead I just told her in a creepy way that what she had done was very, very wrong...
Everyone: 🎶HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ENFP! HAPPY-
ENFP: *starts crying loudly like a child*
INFP: hey hun what's wrong? 🥺
ENFP: *still crying and sniffling* I'M AN OLD *keeps crying loudly and repeating "I'M AN OLD" over and over more quietly while whimpering*
ISTP & INTP: 😂😂
ESTP & ENTP: 😑😑
INFP: *pats ENFP* hey hun you're not old, in fact lemme send you this article I found specifically about neurodivergent people, apparently they consider us young adults up till 32!
ENTP: phew I still got some time, sucks for you tho 💀 *looks at ESTP*
ESTP: fuck off 😂
INTP: 😌 feels so good to be 28
ISTP: feels even better to be 27 😌
INTP: 😒 big deal, one year "oh wow" 🙄
ISTP: jealous? 😌 because I got ONE more year to do stupid shit?
ESTP: hey I still do stupid shit
ISTP: compared to years ago you barely leave the house
ESTP: YOU LITERALLY ALMOST NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WTF ARE YOU JUDGING ME FOR 💀
ISTP: I still go to the gym
ESTP: BECAUSE I BRING YOU 💀
INFP: GUYS, enough, come on, *does a head sign pointing at ENFP, kinda signaling to them to be more considerate*
ESTP, ISTP, INTP, & ENTP: oh right sorry 😅😅😅😅
ENFP: *still crying loudly* I'm not a twink anymore ;A; twink death CAME FOR MEH, I am an OLD, I am CLOSER TO THE GRAVE NOW, than I am closer to birth! ;A; life is SO UNFAIR
INFP: *rubs ENFP's back* ENFP, who cares about societal norms, also you're NOT closer to your grave than to your birth-
ENFP: -WHAT IF I DIE AT 75?! ;A;
INFP: 😅 you don't know when you're gonna die ENFP, no one knows when they're gonna die actually...
ENFP: ;A; SEE THAT'S EVEN WORSE, I COULD EVEN DIE TOMORROW INFP
INFP: *gets a bit triggered due to trauma* YOU'RE NOT DYING TOMORROW OK.
ENFP: 😢 *hides face with arms and cries*
INFP: wait hey no no no look I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell at you 🥲
ENTP: now who's being offensive? 💀
INFP: *glares at ENTP showing his teeth* 👹
ENTP: EEK 🥲
ENFP: *starts singing while still crying, the "Unfair" song by Felix Lee* 🎶mY LIfe is SO unFAir, EvrYOnE sEEs mE As...🎶
INFP: *gulps* 🥲 I'm sorry, babe hey *hugs ENFP*
ENTP: *snorts*
ESTP: *lightly smacks ENTP* dude...
ENTP: sorry sorry 💀
ISTP: anyway I'mma go to my room to enjoy my youth, you olds keep crying 💅
ESTP: 😑 ah yes, going to your room like a cranky old man 💀
ENTP: you know what, lets take that stupid and idiotic ass "64 types" test, I wanna see what it says about us and what STUPID ass "extra combo" it gives us
ENFP: *deep sigh* ENTP, I GET why you don't like the formula, I don't either but-
ENTP: BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING TESTS IN THE FIRST PLACE TO FIGURE OUT YOUR MBTI IT'S NEVER FUCKING ACCURATE, AND THIS STUPID ASS TEST DOESN'T EVEN TEST FUNCTIONS
ENFP, INTP, & INFP: *judgmentally stare at ENTP*
ENFP: ok, so WHY TF DO YOU WANT US TO TAKE IT AGAIN IN THE FIRST PLACE?
ENTP: 💀 I'm bored and I wanna argue with it
ENFP: ...... you do realize the test isn't like a sentient being right
ENTP: THAT'S THE FUN PART, fighting with non-sentient entities is FUN
ENFP: HOW? THEY CAN'T EVEN RESPOND TO YOU!!!
ENTP: well they do in an automated way though if you think about it
ENFP: BECAUSE IT'S A ROBOT.
ENTP: PRECISELY!
ENFP: 🙃 I do not understand you...
INTP: yeah imagine how I feel 💀
ENTP: JUST TAKE THE TEST AGAIN!
ENFP: OH MY GOD FINE FINE Jesus Christ *takes test again* ok so I got ENFP-AS, and they call me "Free Spirit Explorer"
ENTP: honestly, that kinda tracks... but I will call you "ENFP-Ass" from now on 💀
ENFP: *sigh* 🙃
ESTP: *glances over* you know what lemme take that stupid test too *takes it* ok so I got ESTP-AC, "Thrill-Sharing Entertainer" I mean I so chase adrenaline 😎
ISTP: *pushes ESTP out of the chair and takes the test*
ESTP: dang 😭
ISTP: huh, ISTP-AS, "Solitary Troubleshooter"... Idk, this makes me sound smarter than what I probably am tbh, anyway test is lame and boring, I'mma pass it to INTP
INTP: bro this isn't like a mic or something 😭 but fiiiiine grrrr, I will take it because otherwise ENTP won't get off of my case *takes it* INTP-AS, "Dissecting Explorer of Truth", eh idk how to feel about that but whatever, I do like art of it though, most of it is space themed and that tracks lol
ENFP: yeah the fucking space cat and the space guy that looks kinda witchy 💀
INTP: see idk why he even looks witchy, like it's supposed to be science
ENFP: 🙃 oh not this again...
INTP: what? Magic isn't fucking real, "magic" is just unexplained science-
ENFP: *closes INTP's mouth* how about, you let people enjoy believing in things 🙂, what is the harm in that?
INTP: it makes no sense...
INFP: *deep frustrated sigh* we can't keep having this same conversation over and over with you INTP
INTP: you don't have to I'm not forcing you, I'm not ENTP
ENTP: HEY NOW 💀 I AIN'T FORCING ANYONE ON ANYTHING
ENFP: YOU JUST FORCED US TO TAKE THIS STUPID TEST!!!
ENTP: 💀 I mean, it's not like I had a gun at your head calm down
ENFP: 🥴
INFP: I'll take the test, *keeps talking as he sits down* personally I don't vibe with the entire concept, the fact that people still insist on putting humans into 16 boxes is one of the most ridiculous things to exist, *keeps talking as he's taking the test*, the human brain is too complex to be boxed down into some mindless category, *looks at a question closely* SEE? this one makes no sense, because what context are you referring to? What's the situation? And how do you know if me acting one way or another is not related to trauma, or perhaps being neurodivergent? And I could go either way depending on the context, this isn't good *keeps taking the test and eventually gets a result* INFP-TS "Explorer of Inner Universe"
ENTP: well that explains the philosophical tangent 💀
INFP: YOU DON'T LIKE THE SYSTEM EITHER...
ENTP: BECAUSE IT'S NOT ACCURATE, most of these tests, again, don't test the functions themselves, most are based on "the big 5", and even then, the ones that ARE based on the functions can still be inaccurate because so much goes into people's perception and choices-
INFP: -THAT IS THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE. PEOPLE ARE ALL INDIVIDUAL UNIQUE BRAINS, NOT ONE PERSON IS THE SAME
ENTP: ok but they're not CLAIMING that everyone of the same type is "THE SAME" 💀, they're just saying that a group of people collectively tend to prefer a specific stack of the 8 functions-
INFP: -what if there were 16 functions.
ENTP: 😭 that makes no sense, they work in an axis...
INFP: ENTP, these haven't even been proven to exist in the first place, psychologists don't even back these up
ENTP: I KNOW THAT, THAT'S WHY I ALSO HATE IT
INFP: 🥴 then WHY do you pay so much MIND to it in the first place?
ENTP: for fun 💀, LOOK MY BRAIN IS BORED AND THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT OK, maybe when I get hyperfixated on an anime again I can forget about MBTI 💀
INFP: 🥴🥴🥴💢💢💢
ENFP: you haven't retaken the test yourself btw
ENTP: actually I did before y'all walked in here
ENFP: so, what did you get?
ENTP: 💀 I'm not telling any of you
ENFP: 😐, so let me get this straight, you MAKE US-
ENTP: -again, no one held a gun at you 💀
ENFP: 🥴💢🙃🙂... take. this stupid. test. again. And then have the AUDACITY, to not tell us your result 🥴
ENTP: 💀 stay mad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
INTP: it was ENTP-TS "Self-Destructive Cynic" or some shit like that
ENFP: HAH... HAHAH THAT MAKES PERRRRRFECT FUCKING SENSE
INFP: mmmmhhhhhhhhmmmmm...
ESTP & ISTP: 💀💀 *huge snort*
ENTP: INTP 🙂, you're sleeping on the stairs tonight 💀
